Girl: *bats eyelashes, looks suggestively at girlfriend and restaurant receipt without the tip and total filled out* so, do the hot math thing babe

Girlfriend: *snaps out of a random daydream* oh...um...by increasing the magnitude of r, you increase the magnitude of the torque in all systems where the force vector isn't parallel.

@0x57e11a unity hub is so bad. I’ve been making a replacement to it because I hate it so much

New Jersey: Where nobody but professionals can be trusted with a gas pump but anybody is trusted with a tattoo gun

@salad_bar_breath come to new jersey! we’ll make you feel good about that tattoo you regret

@salad_bar_breath backs in my day you’d be lucky to get wooda or ices, must be fuckin nice

@salad_bar_breath can i get an ice ice please? yeah that’s a chilled version of wooda ice

drinking enough caffeine to hear the mains hum of the universe

You got a problem with gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

Im so mad tho...

Like the people of Camden fucking county New Jersey could have enjoyed their Eagles games, Wonder Ice, and Hoagies; and the transsexuals of the Fedi could have enjoyed being weird freaks with no people skills who get flirted with and high paying tech jobs despite their hideous lack of ability to talk to other human beings...

BUT INSTEAD...

These two groups who have so much more than they deserve let their insatiable will run wild and decided they were going to silence me and my goose siblings and call the goose police to do their oppressive work...

YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

Your stupid fucking programming project?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!

Wanna talk about trans joy?!

HOOOOOOOONK

hell yeah landslide victory for nap

@mori @salad_bar_breath mall cops that hang out near a pond

@salad_bar_breath yeah pardon my redundancy by saying cops twice

@rowan ACAB includes "goose control"

@salad_bar_breath having a goose control car near you is like a conspicuously placed pile of bricks near a bunch of storefronts and cop cars during a protest

what should i do instead of work on my game or stories

Artist(s): mottirimuttiri
Characters: kazusa (blue archive), reisa (blue archive)
Media: blue archive

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5660400
Source: https://twitter.com/mottirimuttiri/status/1568497429380743169

giving me a bunch of fluffy tails for my partners to sleep on is gender affirming care