I can't believe New Jersey let's a thing called "Goose Control" exist.
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It's not "wooder ice", or even "water ice", its a slushie, or if you want to be generous, Italian Ice.
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Jersey shore beaches suck and are full of sand fleas. Also those classist pricks don't allow camping.
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The Jersey accent is almost as annoying as the Minnesota accent
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune
rowan@salad_bar_breath can i get an ice ice please? yeah that’s a chilled version of wooda ice
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@rowan I'm telling these fucking Sallies that ice is wooda
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Its so cool seeing so many people around with so many bad tattoos.
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune
rowan
@salad_bar_breath backs in my day you’d be lucky to get wooda or ices, must be fuckin nice
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune
rowan@salad_bar_breath come to new jersey! we’ll make you feel good about that tattoo you regret
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Diners and tattoos: two things Jersey has a lot of that are extremely low quality
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New Jersey: Where nobody but professionals can be trusted with a gas pump but anybody is trusted with a tattoo gun
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Agnieszka R. Turczyńska
agturcz@circumstances.run@salad_bar_breath Wawa is a nickname Polish people use for Warsaw. Just saying. And some of them will heartfully agree with you, and others will become your mortal enemies 🤭
PS. I was living there for about 20 years.
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@agturcz Warsaw is a beautiful place with a lot of good food and fun things to do. Wawa is a shitty place that is barely good enough to take a piss in and get an energy drink.
Interestingly, I have had almost sex in both Wawa and Warsaw
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Agnieszka R. Turczyńska
agturcz@circumstances.run@salad_bar_breath Now I am curious, what is "almost sex"?
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In the case of Wawa: I dont remember the details, I was pretty drunk lol. I just know things got super steamy and my mouth wrote a whole lot of checks my pussy couldn't cash.
In the case of Warsaw: I had an emotional crying fest that kinda cockblocked me, but I'm glad I didn't have sex.
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Agnieszka R. Turczyńska
agturcz@circumstances.run@salad_bar_breath Ough, I do not know if I should giggle, or offer hugs. Or maybe both.
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@agturcz just protect the gooses from harm and your sentiment will be perceived
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@salad_bar_breath Like the sticker I saw on a mirror in a tattoo place in Sydney:
"Fred's Tattoos. We're not the best but damn, we're cheap!"
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