this unit's timeline appears to be frustrated by daylight saving time. it has a suggestion to solve this problem!

we must destroy the sun.

<- utterly and horribly unsafe :3

> “end to end encrypted chat”

> looks inside

> Math.random

what are the chances it’s not ai generated

performance enhancing drugs for esports (estradiol)

yaaaay

fedi just isnt ready for this one yet

giving me retractable claws is gender affirming care

4am on a weekday? tired but dont want to sleep?

try 150-200mg of caffeine

150-200mg of caffeine is an easy tuesday morning breakfast

drink it directly out of a can of monster with your mouth

you will certainly not regret having 150-200mg of caffeine

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What