I just saw a car that is from a "goose control" company and I want smash all its windows
@salad_bar_breath having a goose control car near you is like a conspicuously placed pile of bricks near a bunch of storefronts and cop cars during a protest
@salad_bar_breath yeah pardon my redundancy by saying cops twice 
@mori @salad_bar_breath mall cops that hang out near a pond
@EveOfTheFuture he was from Minnesota, so that makes sense that he has shitty views on gooses
@salad_bar_breath Of course, Mipplers cannot stand the noble gooses