I can't believe New Jersey let's a thing called "Goose Control" exist.

Jersey Disrespect thread coming

The Eagles suck

It's not a Hoagie, its a sub

It's not "wooder ice", or even "water ice", its a slushie, or if you want to be generous, Italian Ice.

Wawa sucks

Jersey shore beaches suck and are full of sand fleas. Also those classist pricks don't allow camping.

The Jersey accent is almost as annoying as the Minnesota accent

@salad_bar_breath can i get an ice ice please? yeah that’s a chilled version of wooda ice

@rowan I'm telling these fucking Sallies that ice is wooda

Its so cool seeing so many people around with so many bad tattoos.

@salad_bar_breath backs in my day you’d be lucky to get wooda or ices, must be fuckin nice

@salad_bar_breath come to new jersey! we’ll make you feel good about that tattoo you regret

Diners and tattoos: two things Jersey has a lot of that are extremely low quality

New Jersey: Where nobody but professionals can be trusted with a gas pump but anybody is trusted with a tattoo gun

@salad_bar_breath Wawa is a nickname Polish people use for Warsaw. Just saying. And some of them will heartfully agree with you, and others will become your mortal enemies 🤭

PS. I was living there for about 20 years.

@agturcz Warsaw is a beautiful place with a lot of good food and fun things to do. Wawa is a shitty place that is barely good enough to take a piss in and get an energy drink.

Interestingly, I have had almost sex in both Wawa and Warsaw

@salad_bar_breath Now I am curious, what is "almost sex"?

@agturcz

In the case of Wawa: I dont remember the details, I was pretty drunk lol. I just know things got super steamy and my mouth wrote a whole lot of checks my pussy couldn't cash.

In the case of Warsaw: I had an emotional crying fest that kinda cockblocked me, but I'm glad I didn't have sex.

@salad_bar_breath Ough, I do not know if I should giggle, or offer hugs. Or maybe both.

@agturcz just protect the gooses from harm and your sentiment will be perceived

@salad_bar_breath Yes, Princess! 🫡

@agturcz

@salad_bar_breath Like the sticker I saw on a mirror in a tattoo place in Sydney:

"Fred's Tattoos. We're not the best but damn, we're cheap!"

@KatS yeah I would never go there lol