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601I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible
I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs
I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time
I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
if you see me mention #GAGSProject that's this: https://cryptid.cafe/notice/AxJRZIJ0k4hAXnDCsq
kasdeya
kasdeya
grape nuts are actually an interesting solution to the problem of soggy cereal. they are basically inedibly hard unless you soak them in milk, at which point they soften enough to be chewable. I’m not even sure if it is possible to make grape nuts soggy lol. if so I feel like it would take quite some time
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⬡-49016 
49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
it still thinks that fedi servers should just allow inline css in posts and most html tags. fedi devs are just boring
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Lil'Ada 
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adatje@girlcock.club
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From what I've gathered, there are 4 different measurements that need to be correct for it to look & feel right:
1. P-Girth: How thick is 🍆 , but with a semi (or subtract 1/4 from when erect)
2. P-Length: How long is 🍆, but with a semi (or subtract 1/3 from when erect)
3. T-Girth: Total thickness of PL + sack (skin-only)
4. T-Length: Total length of PG + 1/4 for the “spacer” between the ring and the cage. (This is to account for erections).
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kasdeya
kasdeyaif I ever learn how to make games, I want to make my take on the RTS genre as someone who doesn’t like RTS games but who likes a lot of things about them
it would be a chill exploration game like Pikmin 2 without the time limits, where you gather resources and then use those resources to go on expeditions into dungeons, with resource-management being a very important mechanic for those dungeons
also you would be an alien hive mind so if your units die it’s kinda like stubbing a toe for you and not like a sentient creature being robbed of life. also that explains why you have to directly control every unit manually instead of being able to delegate tasks which is what an actual battlefield commander would do
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Autism Jo 
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ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt
If element has become half-decent software by 2030 I will personally shake John Matrix's hand
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Niko
niko@gts.niko.lgbthi fedi i need a wiki software
a) not mediawiki (too overkill)
b) doesn't require JS to render a page (not wiki.JS)
c) supports public editors (preferably with OAuth2)
d) multilingual wiki support
e) if it requires a database, must be postgres
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kasdeya
kasdeyafor some reason YouTube’s algorithm is utterly convinced that I am going to love Taylor Swift if I just give her a chance
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remember that if you see something in the sky and you can’t identify what it is, that’s undeniable proof of aliens. if an object moves in your home and you’re not sure why it moved, that’s undeniable proof of ghosts. if you hear an animal noise in the woods and you’re not sure what animal made the noise, that’s undeniable proof of cryptids
anytime you encounter anything that you can’t immediately explain, the correct response is to anthropomorphize it and build a whole mythology around it. you should also fear it and possibly worship it. that’s the rational thing to do
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kasdeya
kasdeyaGTA 6 is estimated to have cost over $2 billion USD to produce. imagine what they could have achieved if they had spent that money making a good game instead
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Forklift Certified Bastard 🧄
bean@twoot.siteRegexes were invented by Sir Reginald Expression when he tried to describe two words at the same time
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eli, shadow domme
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anyone have experience donating plasma? do you think its worth it?
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Rob Ricci
ricci@discuss.systemsI have an offer to make: do you want to run an instance on the fediverse for a group that's underrepresented here?
I'll pay the bills. Period.
I'll do admin if needed (software updates and the like). But you decide what kind of community you want it to be, so you put together the mod team.
DM me.
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kasdeya
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I feel like I overthink lewd art way too much. any time I see a drone collective that puts its drones in latex I’m always like “what practical purpose does this serve? does latex make drones more obedient? I feel like it would just be sweaty”
or when someone is like “I’m going to make you my sissy foot slave” I just think “wait so how are the duties of a foot slave different from a regular slave? does this person have slaves for all of their body parts or just body parts that they consider erogenous? they do have more than one slave, right? because if this is their first slave, then ‘sissy foot slave’ seems massively over-specialized. shouldn’t they just be a general-purpose slave instead? like start general and then specialize more as you capture more slaves, right? because presumably a sissy foot slave is only good for sissy-related foot activities and wouldn’t be able to cook for you or entertain guests with how far they can ejaculate on command”
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unsure if I should be celebrating the death of EA or if I should be worried that they’ll somehow manage to make the average consumer uncritically buy and play whatever slop they end up making in the coming years
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Grace Vulpes Alopex
pharmafemboy@estradiol.cityhttps://throne.com/pharmafemboy
if you want to see me wearing cosplay I have a couple things here you could buy me 
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Liam @ GamingOnLinux
gamingonlinux.com@bsky.brid.gySelaco is getting some big upgrades with Chapter 2
#Selaco #FPS #PCGaming #Linux #SteamDeck #GZDoom
Selaco is getting some big upg...
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Cassandra is only carbon now
xgranade@wandering.shopI said a thing in visibility-limited replies that I'd like to actually bring out into a more general context: political movements that don't make room for people to have unproductive emotions makes about as much sense as building bridges with zero safety tolerances.
People are, well, human, and *will* have feelings and emotions that are not fully compatible with even their own proximate political goals.
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foolish olivia 
ghostlyash@transfem.social
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