Posts
2691
Following
116
Followers
680
software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
kasdeya

kasdeya

Reply to @kasdeya

@arichtman like this kind of mustard

0
0
1
kasdeya

kasdeya

chat what pride flag is this

1
0
4
kasdeya

kasdeya

Edited 19 days ago

since many don’t know how to pronounce @rowan ‘s true name, here’s a handy pronunciation guide

2
2
14
kasdeya

kasdeya

Dr. Coomer voice: nature is beautiful

1
3
8
kasdeya

kasdeya

0
9
30
kasdeya

kasdeya

mental health negative
Show content

I feel this so much

I’ve grown a lot since the days when I would do this but I still fight this urge constantly

Hover to show content
0
0
5
kasdeya

kasdeya

Reply to @kasdeya
Edited 26 days ago

the unwashed JavaScript prole: () => doAThing()

the enlightened Gang of Four:

1
0
3
kasdeya

kasdeya

competitive Smash players determining if a stage should be banned

1
0
5
kasdeya

kasdeya

Reply to @kasdeya

for reference

2
0
3
kasdeya

kasdeya

human vs. crab violence (with some blood)
Show content

this is so accurate

Hover to show content
0
2
9
kasdeya

kasdeya

shitpost
Show content
Hover to show content
2
11
29
kasdeya

kasdeya

0
5
18
kasdeya

kasdeya

*shows arcane Rust code that requires knowledge of at least 3 separate concepts that don’t exist in any other mainstream programming language*

“Hopefully everyone can understand what’s going on here.”

XKCD 2501 moment lol

3
0
3
kasdeya

kasdeya

Reply to @FediTips@social.growyourown.services

@FediTips @kate this is amazing! I’m so glad there’s a website like this to make joining Fedi easier

but, on my version of Firefox 145.0.2, the buttons look pure black and the text is only visible when I mouse over them

1
0
0
kasdeya

kasdeya

#vegan

2
19
32
kasdeya

kasdeya

Reply to @kasdeya
Edited 2 months ago
re: kinky, funny
Show content

for example instead of saying “all your feelings are okay with me”, say “aww babyy! you’re a good girl no matter what you feel. your feelings are always okay 💙”

instead of saying “you can make mistakes - they are your teachers” say “good girl! I’m glad you made this mistake, and felt comfortable telling me. what did you learn from it? [wait for them to reply] that’s right! the fact that you made that mistake and acknowledged it means you’re doing really well. I want you to keep trying hard things and making mistakes for me - okay~? 💙 that’s how you get even better for me”

Hover to show content
1
0
8
kasdeya

kasdeya

Reply to @kasdeya
re: Linux complaining
Show content

look at this. fucking look at it

Hover to show content
3
0
3
kasdeya

kasdeya

shitpost, ominous
Show content

chat the rising trend in American bagel size is unsustainable. something must be done before it’s too late

Hover to show content
1
2
5
kasdeya

kasdeya

who would win:

  • a 4k raytraced AAA interactive blockbuster movie with hundreds of hours of gameplay, Hollywood-level cutscenes and voicework, and a budget of over $1 billion USD
  • some MMO from 2004 that looks like this
1
0
5
kasdeya

kasdeya

congratulations to Boba Fett - the galaxy’s first visor drone to come out as nega-trans

1
23
52
Show older
About Cryptid Cafe

iuhhh i dont know wjat to put here but dont do anything that would get me in trouble and dont be an asshole