remember that if you see something in the sky and you can’t identify what it is, that’s undeniable proof of aliens. if an object moves in your home and you’re not sure why it moved, that’s undeniable proof of ghosts. if you hear an animal noise in the woods and you’re not sure what animal made the noise, that’s undeniable proof of cryptids

anytime you encounter anything that you can’t immediately explain, the correct response is to anthropomorphize it and build a whole mythology around it. you should also fear it and possibly worship it. that’s the rational thing to do

@kasdeya doing this with computers

@desea ah, a fellow acolyte of the Omnissiah!