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601I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible
I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs
I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time
I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
if you see me mention #GAGSProject that's this: https://cryptid.cafe/notice/AxJRZIJ0k4hAXnDCsq
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kasdeya
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unpopular opinion but I should be paid to perform labor for monetary currency wages into my bank account
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eli, shadow domme
rowanterminally online queer spaces are my favorite. its the only place ive been where someone will make a nuclear astrophysics joke that requires 6 phds to understand, and then a voidpunk demon catgirl named “girlslop :3” with cat/cat pronouns info dumps about it in the replies with more accuracy than some technical manuals
then its cwd with “re: lewd flirting” for the last 10 replies
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kasdeyaparanormal Emergency Alert System message that is surprisingly forthcoming about the exact nature of the emergency
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@emberquill that is fair! I feel like I must have good luck with Windows, or maybe bad luck with Linux, or probably both. because I’ve had many very bad experiences trying to get Linux to work and to keep it working. but I’ve been using Windows 11 for about 3 months and my only problems so far have been:
- I needed to run O&O ShutUp 10 at the beginning to disable any spyware/adware (it sucks that this is necessary but at least it’s easy to do once you know the name of the tool)
- the built-in night light is borked so I can’t use it, so I installed f.lux instead
I’ve heard about updates resetting settings but thankfully I haven’t experienced that in any version of WIndows as far as I can remember. in older versions of Windows like 7 and 8 the forced restarting could be annoying at best, but on Windows 10 and 11 I haven’t had any problems with this thankfully (though it’s still anti-consumer of them to force updates at all). I feel like my ideal operating system would be something that is as easy/simple for me to use as Windows, but that’s FOSS like Linux so it doesn’t have a bunch of adware and spyware in it. I hate having to use commercial software that’s packed full of adware and spyware to be honest, but at least there’s a tool that lets me disable it all I guess - and once it’s disabled it’s definitely the best OS for my needs
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one of the things that makes Linux such a good alternative to Windows 11 - especially for non-technical users - is that every time you update it there’s a random chance that something important will break and the only way to fix it is to spend several hours deeply learning and then applying esoteric technical information while relying entirely on arcane command-line tools from the 1970’s that were never intended to be used by anyone outside of a small and highly technical ingroup. this is ideal for average people with busy lives who just want to send an email or watch YouTube before bed
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interact with my posts oh god please i beg you i need constant validation please just do this one thing please i need to hear the notification sound going off constantly it gives my life meaning
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rowanthrowing the subby puppygirl web devs a bone here: a shadow dom(me)-based html templating system
it’s honestly really basic but it supports serverside and clientside templating using a custom puppygirl-domme element.
i want to eventually add modules that allow for embedding/parsing more complex stuff rather than just simple template substitution, but its a start
(im using this to build another site so im sure ill add stuff as i need it lmao)
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Kris 
endali@tech.lgbt
i've just been jovially called a "greedy twink" by my closest friend and that made me imagine my elfsona grinning sardonically while sitting on a barrel full of soup
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I want more singleplayer shooters with really in-depth medical systems like #HideousDestructor. it’s so cool to have that gritty action movie moment at the end of the battle where you treat your wounds like John Wick and then you’re walking around with staples that might pop out and cause more bleeding if you run too fast
also I want more excuses to say “ain’t got time to bleed!” and pop a stimpack before rushing into battle, leaving a trail of blood behind me
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all foxes in real life are gay. if you think you’ve seen a straight fox couple you’re wrong because at least one of them was trans. some foxes can be bi or pan but they still instinctively maximize the queerness of their pairings whenever possible
foxes have a deep, instinctive understanding of gender and sexuality so that they can be the gayest animals possible. some foxes are genderfluid and they will form polyamorous relationships so that they can always be with their gayest partner at the time relative to their current gender
the fox’s natural prey is the reactionary politician. foxes infect them with queer submissive urges and then feast on their inner turmoil for their entire lives. when they die, they become new foxes and the cycle continues. no reactionary can resist the fox’s gay pull forever
foxes live for 3000 years and their sensitive noses can detect transphobia up to 200 kilometers away. all foxes are communists and they make large underground dens with string lights and plushies of other foxes and fluffy comfy furniture for cuddling. a fox can cuddle for up to 73 hours per day
all foxes worship Satan and love her dearly. if a fox is separated from their gay partner(s) they will yearn so hard that they tear a hole in space-time and teleport directly to their partner, who they smother with affection in a reunion that can last up to 13 months
foxes reproduce asexually but that didn’t stop them from inventing the concept of frotting. if you wear something cute and gay while programming a fox might bless you with their wisdom, or possibly with a deep animalistic urge to violate several Christian doctrines. sometimes foxes take human form in order to infect the internet with gay software, like NixOS and Megurine Luka
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kasdeyarepeatedly pirating movies that I hate in order to put the media corporations in crippling debt (every download costs the company $10,000 USD because piracy is theft)
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kasdeyaAmazon Music is kinda shit. it’s like you know how the only worthwhile thing about Spotify is that its recommendation system is actually pretty good? imagine that minus the recommendation system
like there is a recommendation system but it’s stuck recommending top 20 radio music. like “I see you just listened to Deathconsciousness and Beat The Bastards. have you considered listening to Taylor Swift or Kanye West?”
so yeah Amazon Music sucks. just use Soulseek - it has every obscure music track you’ve ever heard of
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eli, shadow domme
rowanthis website keeps getting my hopes up about a “shadow domme” but then just shows a bunch of html code, what the hell mdn
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Don’t look away. I want to see your eyes as I taste you.
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mg. kit
kit@m.tripulse.linkI should write a story about an alienated person forsaking their humanity and going through hell to commune with an eldritch horror in an effort to feel seen and heard by the only thing they feel they can understand in the face of a world that refuses to understand them
not an allegory or anything
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natalie[ee]
0x6e6174@mastodon.catgirl.cloudit does so enjoy its shadow while wearing its headphones
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