why does every character in every porn game have absolutely massive tits?
do you think kojima cries at night knowing death stranding 2 wasn’t very divisive at all
games that let you climb all over the map without any invisible walls to get in your way are 💙
i've been saying "le climot" for a while and only now i've found the tumblr post where it's from lmao
oh shit um PSA: if you turn on or schedule Night Light in Windows 11 it will literally never turn off unless you restart your computer. even now I’m not 100% sure that it’s completely turned off lol - it’s got me paranoid. does white look a little more orange now? I can’t tell
Cannot express how grateful I am to be living in a time where an app like @notesnook and AnyType exists...
God they're both so good. #Notesnook is brilliant to puke all my deepest and darkest thoughts into my digital diary without worrying about who sees it and who doesn't. It has SO many great security features.
And for AnyType? Its lovely knowing my project brainstorming data is being kept away from AI, and kept local to my machine, encrypted and safe from prying eyes.
Hell yeah!
phew - okay I made the switch to Windows 11 okay and most stuff is set up now. only took me like 2 hours lol
The GOG website is overloading intermittently, but they're having a free ADULT game bundle in response to the payment processor censor-shit:
https://www.gog.com/redeem/freedomtobuygames
https://mastodon.social/@rootcompute/114954904755806394
These are the games:
- Leap of Love
- Being a DIK - Season 1
- Leap of Faith + Official Walkthrough
- House Party
- HuniePop
- Lust Theory - Season 1
- Treasure of Nadia
- Summer's Gone - Season 1
- Fetish Locator Week One
- Helping the Hotties
- Agony + Agony UNRATED
- Sapphire Safari
- POSTAL 2
I'm the guy whose gonna play Agony and Postal LOL...
do you think you could think for me so i don’t have to anymore
this might be a hot take but the squash and stretch in Overwatch’s animations is so cursed. the game is not nearly stylized enough to have melee weapons bending and rippling like they’re giant gummies. and it’s not just a problem if you frame-by-frame it - it stands out to me even watching it at normal speed
imagine if human bodies grew hair that wasn’t disgusting to look at and touch. like if I’m going to be a physical biological entity (not ideal but I’m trying to cope for now) I want to be covered in soft pettable hair that hands glide smoothly over
and it’s not because I want to be an anthro either. it’s because I appreciate the role of hair in reducing friction between body parts but I don’t want to feel deeply disgusted by everything about it. it’s a stopgap until my “body” is no longer beholden to the laws of physics because I’m a digital succubus with impossible anatomy that adapts to the viewer’s preferences
I didn’t realize how massively popular petplay and MD/lg was among femme queers until I started looking through r/GWASapphic posts. it’s literally like half of the posts or something lol
ughh okay I’m biting the bullet today and installing Windows 11. I really really hope nothing breaks
I’m definitely going to need to install something that’ll give me the Windows 10 start menu in Windows 11, too, because I don’t think I could live without that start menu at this point
can’t wait for all the workflow-breaking UI changes that are Different Just Because™ /s
I can tell that I don’t know much about fantasy because anytime someone mentions a fantasy trope that’s “really overdone” it’s one that I’ve literally never heard of before. like:
humans are the only race that can’t do magic but they’re also the only race that has technology
angels are evil and demons are good (my paracosm is this but I’ve never seen it anywhere else)
dwarves really like holding grudges
in all three cases these were thrown out as obvious examples of overdone tropes, as if everyone is already aware of them and also tired of them. which i find pretty surreal because like, I’ve played Skyrim, Runescape, World of Warcraft and lots of other fantasy games but I’ve never encountered them before at all
omgg the Dead as Disco demo just got a new update and it feels so much better to play and there are so many gameplay and UI improvements and there’s a new song?? I know what I’m going to be doing for most of today
wtf my new motherboard’s speaker is an audio device? I can literally play Black Dresses out of my motherboard and it sounds like it’s coming from a Motorola Razr at the bottom of a pringles can