the Minecraft Trickster mod has all the syntactic clarity of Doctor Strange sigils and all the semantic clarity of lambda calculus. it’s like if a crazed mathematician was given an unlimited supply of coffee and one screenshot of Fullmetal Alchemist and told to invent a magic system. it is exactly as mind-bleedingly arcane as I always imagined fantasy magic would be
I spent three hours trying to create a very simple loop and now I can’t figure out how to recreate it. this is a recommendation btw. this mod is incredible
thank you to whoever found and destroyed dick cheney’s phylactery
if you’re going to sell me something with the phrase “immersive pleasure” it had better be 30%, maybe even 40% sexier than garlic cream cheese. I know it’s a tall order
a marketer really just described cream cheese with the phrase “dive into immersive pleasure”
@pharmafemboy that’s fair! I don’t see the appeal personally but I’m ngl I’d rather like the muffins than not because I think it’s better to like something than to not like it. so I’m glad that you do!
a whole lot of grocery store baked goods confuse me because if I were baking them at home I wouldn’t even know how to make them gross in the specific ways that grocery store baked goods are gross
like those pale white cookies with a thick lardy frosting paste on top and I’m pretty sure the cookies themselves were never actually baked, they were just molded into the rough shape of a cookie and left to dry
or like, how do they manage to make bread with the texture of rubber? it’s actually impressive how overly chewy their bread is and I don’t know how that’s even possible, unless they’re adding rice flour or something
this might just be an American thing but for some reason supermarket muffins are enormous and also greasy and soggy on the top. like you can actually see this greasy sheen and pieces of them often stick to the top of the plastic container they’re in
and like it doesn’t make them taste better? it makes them taste worse because they’re greasy and soggy. and it’s weird because like wouldn’t you have to go out of your way to make muffins greasy and soggy? I don’t understand
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@konstruct oohh omg thank you! this is an amazing resource to have. I didn’t even realize FMHY would have a section on archiving tools
As always, blocking me is an option if you're tired of my shit
does anybody know of good tools for making backups of online fiction that I like? reddit posts and other internet fiction things like that
ideally something that doesn’t save too much of the webpage (like images or javascript or CSS or other things that could break during the saving process) but just boils it down to maybe a markdown file or some really basic HTML that I can read offline
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@Celestine unironically I kinda think it might be better - though abolishing coercive hierarchies completely would be best of course
IDK who need to hear this, but in spanish the words genre are gender are the same word: "género"
do with that information what you please
“are you kids playing D&D?” is the modern version of “are you kids playing Nintendo?”