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software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead

if you see me mention #GAGSProject that's this: https://cryptid.cafe/notice/AxJRZIJ0k4hAXnDCsq
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I’ve played about 8 games total in my life that I think are worth $70, but the funny thing is that none of them were priced higher than $15 when I bought them

meanwhile I’ve played plenty of $60-$70 games that are just… so unfun. like “I can’t get through the first hour of gameplay” levels of unfun

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I miss when websites were exclusively serverside-rendered and the HTML was hand-written and it was really easy and fun to write userscripts

I’m trying to write an Akkoma userscript so that my tabs will have informative titles instead of all of them just saying “Cryptid Cafe” and all of the logic works except the stupid SPA keeps clobbering my changes to document.title all the time

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I feel this and I hate it

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so many fucking social media sites are now adding alt-text functionality and designing their UI so that the textbox you enter the alt text into COVERS UP THE IMAGE

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making fun of javascript
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javascript I need you to choose one of these two options:

  • have an extremely barebones standard library to the point that people are forced to copy-paste multiple StackOverflow answers in order to accomplish one (1) basic task
  • be ridiculously overengineered to the point of coming with an entire relational database, a GPU rendering system, a system for running an entire assembly language…

you can’t do both. I need you to stop trying to do both

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I just learned how you’re supposed to decode HTML entities like ' using JavaScript and… I hate it. I hate it so much

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5796718/html-entity-decode

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@rowan omg let me tell you about this one monster in particular 🤤

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eli, shadow domme

sorry what did you say i was too busy thirsting after vicious monsters that are 90% Sharp Death by volume

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I should be a tech billionaire. qualifications:

  • highly experienced at doing nothing for my entire life
  • have no idea how most tech works and don’t want to learn
  • would be very good at verbally abusing cishet white men
  • have very extreme views that sound like scifi pipe dreams
  • severe insecurity
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CW-boost: ableism, The Inaccessibility Cycle
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they should make a type of girl that lives within 100 miles of me

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i think it’s objectively better to give your kid one of those cheap handhelds that just play NES roms as opposed to ipad games

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terrible pun
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signals come and signals go, but in this world it takes a persistent memory to hold onto the info long after the signal’s gone cold

a hard boiled detective with a solid state mind. an RS Noir Latch

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eli, shadow domme

why no one is cuddle me !!! i want ! !! everyone should be cuddling and petting rowan right now

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just finished far cry new dawn and i wouldn’t really say i enjoyed it as much as far cry 5. it was a nice little epilogue more than it was a sequel to that game. some loose ends tied and a new threat to take down. felt more like a really long dlc than it did it’s own game. but it was a nice time overall. i wish the twins would’ve felt more like a threat. they couldn’t really compete with the seed siblings in terms of how compelling they were. they felt sorta generic. which would’ve been fine had they really delved into the joseph seed half of the story which felt like it took a back seat most of the time

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hate crimes are for losers do love crimes

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love so hard that the government of whichever nation you're in considers it illegal

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More prototype pictures!

One side now fully works, including the active feed of air to the visor

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