javascript I need you to choose one of these two options:
have an extremely barebones standard library to the point that people are forced to copy-paste multiple StackOverflow answers in order to accomplish one (1) basic task
be ridiculously overengineered to the point of coming with an entire relational database, a GPU rendering system, a system for running an entire assembly language…
you can’t do both. I need you to stop trying to do both