I should be a tech billionaire. qualifications:

• highly experienced at doing nothing for my entire life
• have no idea how most tech works and don’t want to learn
• would be very good at verbally abusing cishet white men
• have very extreme views that sound like scifi pipe dreams
• severe insecurity

@kasdeya things that need work:

• speak in a straightforward way and identify key points succinctly
• extremely attractive and fun to be around
• more compassion for life than the average wood chipper

change those and you’re for sure ready