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of the @kitsunecafe@tech.lgbt notoriety

"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe

in general, there's this impression among newbies that art is in the gear. they constantly say, oh, you need a gibson les paul HH guitar, or an orange amp, or a boss pedal, or a wacom cintiq drawing tablet, or that one arri or that one nikon. exhausting. you don't need that shit unless you are years and years into practice. you just need tools that don't fall apart when you blow air at them. that's enough. i feel like it's almost looked up to like a status thing, like gucci or armani clothes

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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re: kas's thoughts on pure vs. impure functions
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@kasdeya this approach meshes well in game development too where pure functions are great when they’re basically nothing more than utility functions, but given the scope of a game, it’s really hard to make it entirely pure. in fact, a lot of “bad practices” are extremely useful in game development – including the beloathed singleton pattern which is everything bad about global state as an object. in these cases, i think that conceptual simplicity isn’t as simple as “this function is pure” or “this function is impure” because there’s the entire architecture of context hanging around it. sure, a pure function is simple in a vacuum – but what about an entirely pure serialization/deserialization system which needs to capture the state of the entire game and write it to disk? it’s much easier to just have some horribly global, mutating object which knows too much and call SaveSystem.save()

this is starting to ring like the last time i replied to one of your programming posts though. i think context matters a lot when it comes to evaluating the utility of a programming paradigm

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I got to shampoo a fox

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Girl: *bats eyelashes, looks suggestively at girlfriend and restaurant receipt without the tip and total filled out* so, do the hot math thing babe blobcataww

Girlfriend: *snaps out of a random daydream* oh...um...by increasing the magnitude of r, you increase the magnitude of the torque in all systems where the force vector isn't parallel.

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@0x57e11a unity hub is so bad. I’ve been making a replacement to it because I hate it so much

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New Jersey: Where nobody but professionals can be trusted with a gas pump but anybody is trusted with a tattoo gun

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@salad_bar_breath come to new jersey! we’ll make you feel good about that tattoo you regret

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@salad_bar_breath backs in my day you’d be lucky to get wooda or ices, must be fuckin nice

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@salad_bar_breath can i get an ice ice please? yeah that’s a chilled version of wooda ice

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

drinking enough caffeine to hear the mains hum of the universe

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You got a problem with gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

re: kinda mean anti-Arch shitpost
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@kasdeya me needing to iwctl adapter phy0 set-property Powered on to reply to this post because arch decided to randomly disable my network adapter

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Im so mad tho...

Like the people of Camden fucking county New Jersey could have enjoyed their Eagles games, Wonder Ice, and Hoagies; and the transsexuals of the Fedi could have enjoyed being weird freaks with no people skills who get flirted with and high paying tech jobs despite their hideous lack of ability to talk to other human beings...

BUT INSTEAD...

These two groups who have so much more than they deserve let their insatiable will run wild and decided they were going to silence me and my goose siblings and call the goose police to do their oppressive work...

YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!

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Your stupid fucking programming project?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!! goose_honk

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

hell yeah landslide victory for nap

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