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of the @kitsunecafe@tech.lgbt notoriety

"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe

no, bisconte draculo and jimbo joker are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing sloppy style, rerolling items, etc

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@eclairwolf i wish all gavin newsom a very bottom of the ocean

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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love how fox fedi found this post and interacted with it more than any other post ive made today. potato posters up your game

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@storybead much respect that you ate an entire raw potato as your lunch. did you eat it as if you were eating a whole apple, or was it sliced up

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@rowan honestly that's pretty smart. I heard you can make a battery with a raw potato. You're a potato battery powered fox and I think that's neat. minecraft-bakedpotato neofox_eyes
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

im actually kinda liking “eli” as a name

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@rowan If you eat a raw potato that's been exposed to light for really any significant time there's a high chance it's built up glycoalkaloids that will poison you, so that's fun (although commercial cultivars are bred to have the lowest glycoalkaloid content possible)

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WARNING: The Fifth Element, despite its name, is not a documentary about boron.

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@salad_bar_breath awawaa.. i might have to sit down after reading that three_hearts

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@h33h33wuffi3 our joke, comrade neodog_pat

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

disability joke
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the best part of having pots is saying “i wont stand for this” to anything i want

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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bad, extremely unserious
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@salad_bar_breath chaser, transphobe, and i can cook – i’ve got it all neofox_floof

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

fedi just isnt ready for this one yet

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@tempest thank those ones,,, there’s always next time

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@salad_bar_breath getting blocked for eating raw potatoes in her kitchen while cooking

getting unblocked after she eats the japanese curry you turned the rest of the potatoes into

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

despite my best efforts, most of the potatoes made it into the japanese curry

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silly, lewd
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@salad_bar_breath ive lost count of how many times we’ve threaten to block each other. god i love foreplay

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