@salad_bar_breath do it, she’ll never change smh

@rowan

me while cooking

@salad_bar_breath yummy yummy solanine

When she's a 10 but she eats raw potatoes

Fuck you

*roasts your potato*

@rowan we're roasting you so hard your potatoes are actually getting cooked

@salad_bar_breath well if my internal temperature reaches about 200F…

my girlfriend and metamour are roasting me for this. unlike my potatoes.

@kirakira

@eclairwolf potatoes: green, bananas: green, coffee beans: green

oof ow tummy hurt

@janusfox mmm,, potato

(also yes that was the joke i was going for :3)

my toxic trait is occasionally eating bits of raw potato while cooking any dish that includes potatoes

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@salad_bar_breath only if i can watch and be annoying while you do

@salad_bar_breath if i go to fix my makeup or something and your bathroom looks like something from new vegas, im not fucking anyone in your city let alone you

@salad_bar_breath relationship independence is such a major thing and this is really good advice! while dating, i want to hear your excitement and love for your other partners and how much you value them (and maybe even excitement to introduce me if we’ve made it to a somewhat serious stage of dating), but i extremely don’t want to have to date your other partners in order to date you – either figuratively or literally. if i have to fuck around with your anchor partner in order for us to work, we aren’t gonna work!

@eclairwolf AA-cute!-AAA

@salad_bar_breath i think this is important! if you cant enjoy the time spent with another person for the sake of it, then maybe you should re-evaluate whether a romantic/sexual relationship would have been good for either of you anyway. like, regardless of whether your romantic/sexual advances were rejected, what are you real motivations and feelings if it invalidates your previous enjoyment? enjoy meeting new people with no expectations!! people can be fun and nice to be around 💜

@eclairwolf 🫵