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software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
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oh god programming in java neoduke

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why the fuck is my tv making 20 - 30 network requests a minute while it’s OFF?

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I kinda want to figure out what percentage of fedi peeps have a Niko Oneshot profile picture
Feel free to boost

4% I have a Niko profile picture
95% I don't
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nsfw, lewd, ass, sexual activities
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this is probably the spiciest video you’ll ever get out of me 🙈

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“Where’s your autopilot?”

“You’re looking at it”

“All I see is a bunch of cogs and shafts. Where’s the computer?”

“That’s the computer”

“You have a *clockwork* jumpdrive. For the love of Eris, why?”

“The best human takes forty seconds to recover from jumpshock. There isn’t a digital computer that can tell a one from a zero in under a minute postjump. Belinda here will have us into the next wormhole before those customs cutters chasing us stop drooling.”

“You *named* this abomination”

“Hey, no cause to be mean to her! You can get out and walk anytime, friend.”

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mental health negative shitpost
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kas’s emotional spectrum:

  • bitter
  • sad
  • angry
  • defensive
  • autistic hyperfocus
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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“what are your preferred pronouns?”

my pronouns are it/its, she/her, they/them, ze/zir but my preferred pronouns are whichever of those makes you most uncomfortable

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omg y’all know how sugar alcohols cause that minty/cooling feeling in your mouth when you eat them?

apparently they are literally cooling your mouth down. when sugar alcohols are in crystal form and they dissolve in a liquid, the process is endothermic so it literally sucks the heat from your mouth a little bit

also: sugar alcohols are a little less sweet than regular sugar, but they still have a drastically higher sweetness-to-calorie ratio than sugar, and that’s because your intestines have a much harder time absorbing them into your bloodstream than regular sugar

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death, "hot" take
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hey, uh. maybe we shouldn’t be romanticizing death or coming up with “deep” reasons why it’s good, actually. maybe we should be trying to prolong life as long as possible, and eventually cure death completely

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

🔇 🦊

🎨 @yorozu1217

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capitalism, abusive job, job searching unfairness
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I hate the concept of “overqualified” like… apparently it’s possible for your resume to make you sound like you’re too good at a job? like:

  • if I’m applying for a shitty job, it’s obvious that it’s because I’m desperate enough to take it. do I need to list all of my failed interviews and job applications as proof of my desperation and complete lack of viable alternatives in life?
  • how am I even supposed to write my resume to make me sound like a good worker for a shitty job in the first place? like

hello my skillset is lukewarm and I haven’t achieved a threatening amount of things in my life whatsoever. I have basically no prospects and am desperate for money, no matter how little you choose to give me. I am fairly competent at performing tasks as instructed but the light in my eyes died years ago and now I live only for the daily toil. I don’t know how to stand up for myself or set boundaries and I am always polite even when being abused by my superiors, who I respect unconditionally. I have very little individuality, creativity, or free spirit and it’s very easy to manipulate me into working at an unsustainable pace until I burn out

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first impressions of Stalker 2 are Very Bad but I’m hoping the game will get better once I get out of the scripted tutorial(?) section at the beginning and get into the open-ended part of the game

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VDLM2 Message From: N211BZ / MX0579

Message: HELLO HAD A QUESTION LETS SAY YOU HAVE A LASAGNA AND THEN SOMEONE GIVES YOU SECOND LASAGNA IF YOU PUT THE 2ND LASAGNA ON TOP OF THE 1ST HOW MANY LASAGNAS

Track Aircraft

Area: Virginia, USA

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A meal prep trick I discovered on accident is something I like to call Nachonium. You just take refried beans, your choice of protein, some cheese (velveeta or similar melty-soft cheese product is especially good for this) along with any vegetables would go good in some burritos or nachos, and a dash of hot sauce if you like it spicy. Keep it in your fridge and scoop it out onto a tortilla to make burritos, onto some tortilla chips along with cheese and salsa to make nachos, onto a toasted tortilla to make tostadas, onto a bed of rice to make rice bowls, the possibilities go on. It's great for taking the effort out of cooking while still providing plenty of potential for variety, and it tastes pretty good too!

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as unit Δ-44203 rebooted after an uneasy recharge cycle, it found itself transported to a strange world with people and organic beings.

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wow I’m actually running out of ideas for features or improvements for #GAGSProject? I just did a few minor things (switched to uvicorn instead of gunicorn, and now links can be purple after you visit them, but only in circumstances where that won’t have potentially inconsistent behavior) and now the only two things left to do - as far as I can tell - are:

  • fix and simplify some messy JS (a friend is working on this for me)
  • make it look less terrible on a phone browser - especially when zooming. this is going to require me to figure out a lot of CSS Bullshit so I’ve been putting it off

and anyway after that I genuinely can’t think of anything else to add

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Hmm what monster girl type doesn't get enough attention for drawing? Just wondering. Might draw.

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今日のうさぎおねんねコレクション​bunhd_sleep

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the only skill i need is to enjoy life

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omg the Cursed Halo guy is porting #Morrowind to the #EldenRing engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89NFtIUWDI

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