I hate the concept of “overqualified” like… apparently it’s possible for your resume to make you sound like you’re too good at a job? like:

• if I’m applying for a shitty job, it’s obvious that it’s because I’m desperate enough to take it. do I need to list all of my failed interviews and job applications as proof of my desperation and complete lack of viable alternatives in life?
• how am I even supposed to write my resume to make me sound like a good worker for a shitty job in the first place? like

hello my skillset is lukewarm and I haven’t achieved a threatening amount of things in my life whatsoever. I have basically no prospects and am desperate for money, no matter how little you choose to give me. I am fairly competent at performing tasks as instructed but the light in my eyes died years ago and now I live only for the daily toil. I don’t know how to stand up for myself or set boundaries and I am always polite even when being abused by my superiors, who I respect unconditionally. I have very little individuality, creativity, or free spirit and it’s very easy to manipulate me into working at an unsustainable pace until I burn out