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696I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible
I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post
I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time
I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
kasdeya
kasdeyagrape nuts are actually an interesting solution to the problem of soggy cereal. they are basically inedibly hard unless you soak them in milk, at which point they soften enough to be chewable. I’m not even sure if it is possible to make grape nuts soggy lol. if so I feel like it would take quite some time
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⬡-49016 
49016@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
it still thinks that fedi servers should just allow inline css in posts and most html tags. fedi devs are just boring
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Mioontje, deathgasp domina
mioontje@girlcock.club
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autistic plushies 🐱
transoptimal@solarpunk.moe
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From what I've gathered, there are 4 different measurements that need to be correct for it to look & feel right:
1. P-Girth: How thick is 🍆 , but with a semi (or subtract 1/4 from when erect)
2. P-Length: How long is 🍆, but with a semi (or subtract 1/3 from when erect)
3. T-Girth: Total thickness of PL + sack (skin-only)
4. T-Length: Total length of PG + 1/4 for the “spacer” between the ring and the cage. (This is to account for erections).
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kasdeya
kasdeyaif I ever learn how to make games, I want to make my take on the RTS genre as someone who doesn’t like RTS games but who likes a lot of things about them
it would be a chill exploration game like Pikmin 2 without the time limits, where you gather resources and then use those resources to go on expeditions into dungeons, with resource-management being a very important mechanic for those dungeons
also you would be an alien hive mind so if your units die it’s kinda like stubbing a toe for you and not like a sentient creature being robbed of life. also that explains why you have to directly control every unit manually instead of being able to delegate tasks which is what an actual battlefield commander would do
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@ghostlyash omg wait seriously? I kind of assumed that you would be sick of people calling you hot/sexy/beautiful/etc. by this point
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Cassandra is only carbon now
xgranade@wandering.shopI'm not even talking open source. I get it, folks think that's nerd shit and glaze over. I'm talking "can you run software in devices you own, even when the manufacturer of said device doesn't want you to?"
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Winter Jo 
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ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt
If element has become half-decent software by 2030 I will personally shake John Matrix's hand
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Niko
niko@gts.niko.lgbthi fedi i need a wiki software
a) not mediawiki (too overkill)
b) doesn't require JS to render a page (not wiki.JS)
c) supports public editors (preferably with OAuth2)
d) multilingual wiki support
e) if it requires a database, must be postgres
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kasdeyafor some reason YouTube’s algorithm is utterly convinced that I am going to love Taylor Swift if I just give her a chance
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@mioontje do you have any knee-socks or stockings? and maybe tight panties along with them? 🤤
you could take any kind of pic and I would love it though. I’m starting to really appreciate that you don’t just have a really hot body and a wardrobe of really hot clothes that fit you really well - you’re also really really good at photography too and I think that’s a big part of why I love your pics so much
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remember that if you see something in the sky and you can’t identify what it is, that’s undeniable proof of aliens. if an object moves in your home and you’re not sure why it moved, that’s undeniable proof of ghosts. if you hear an animal noise in the woods and you’re not sure what animal made the noise, that’s undeniable proof of cryptids
anytime you encounter anything that you can’t immediately explain, the correct response is to anthropomorphize it and build a whole mythology around it. you should also fear it and possibly worship it. that’s the rational thing to do
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kasdeyaGTA 6 is estimated to have cost over $2 billion USD to produce. imagine what they could have achieved if they had spent that money making a good game instead
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Mr Takes 🧄
bean@twoot.siteRegexes were invented by Sir Reginald Expression when he tried to describe two words at the same time
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