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software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead

if you see me mention #GAGSProject that's this: https://cryptid.cafe/notice/AxJRZIJ0k4hAXnDCsq
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If element has become half-decent software by 2030 I will personally shake John Matrix's hand

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Indirect eye contact & cocktail dress outfit
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Apropos outfit planning. Here's the blue cocktail dress. I'm not completely sold yet, I have to say. But it's a nice one.

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hi fedi i need a wiki software

a) not mediawiki (too overkill)
b) doesn't require JS to render a page (not wiki.JS)
c) supports public editors (preferably with OAuth2)
d) multilingual wiki support
e) if it requires a database, must be postgres

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for some reason YouTube’s algorithm is utterly convinced that I am going to love Taylor Swift if I just give her a chance

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request for lewd pic
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@mioontje do you have any knee-socks or stockings? and maybe tight panties along with them? 🤤

you could take any kind of pic and I would love it though. I’m starting to really appreciate that you don’t just have a really hot body and a wardrobe of really hot clothes that fit you really well - you’re also really really good at photography too and I think that’s a big part of why I love your pics so much

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re: terrible advice, "you", paranormal stuff
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@desea ah, a fellow acolyte of the Omnissiah!

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re: Anonymous question, online flirting
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@mioontje it’s actually rare for you to be flirted with? you post incredibly hot pictures - I’m surprised it doesn’t happen like 7 times a day :P

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terrible advice, "you", paranormal stuff
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remember that if you see something in the sky and you can’t identify what it is, that’s undeniable proof of aliens. if an object moves in your home and you’re not sure why it moved, that’s undeniable proof of ghosts. if you hear an animal noise in the woods and you’re not sure what animal made the noise, that’s undeniable proof of cryptids

anytime you encounter anything that you can’t immediately explain, the correct response is to anthropomorphize it and build a whole mythology around it. you should also fear it and possibly worship it. that’s the rational thing to do

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political, mild to moderate outrage
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btw that’s enough money to give $2.6 thousand to every homeless person in the United States, so I’m glad they spent it on making AAA slop instead. very cool

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GTA 6 is estimated to have cost over $2 billion USD to produce. imagine what they could have achieved if they had spent that money making a good game instead

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Forklift Certified Bastard 🧄

Regexes were invented by Sir Reginald Expression when he tried to describe two words at the same time

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Octavia Con Amore pink_moon_and_stars Succubard's Library

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I'm wondering if a potential answer to "why would people want a CW for something as seemingly simple and harmless as eye-contact" would be better explained with cats? cat_think

so... dogs... they like attention and tend to like eye-contact, right? it's this sign of attention and often, affection shiba_love but for cats? eye contact feels hostile and really uncomfortable bear_shrug

the single greatest compliment a cat can give you is "I feel comfortable in your presence", and one of the ways they show this to you is something you might have heard of: the "slow-blink" eevee_joy

a slow-blink is a cat's way of physically showing you "I feel comfortable in your presence while robbed of one of my primary defensive senses (sight)", and is used both between cats and between cats and humans frog_blush

p.s. I generally don't feel uncomfortable with direct eye contact, but I figure having it suddenly appear on a screen that's close to you is a similar feeling to when a spider pic doesn't get a CW and I suddenly have a (digital) spider less than a millimeter away from one of my fingers... sudden spike in heart-rate, adrenaline, cortisol, and a mood you might have trouble changing for a little while emolga_sweat

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nudity, sexual acts
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Y'all - I have unveiled a mystery.
Wonder no more!
This is exactly what Elvira, Mistress of the Dork (misspelling intentional), is up to right before her show starts!

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@JamesBont @alternativeto Unfortunately Linux is not going to be a viable path forward for a great many people.

But Microsoft sure is making the "I want/need to stay on Windows" paths forward as frustrating as possible, aren't they. :/

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eli, shadow domme

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medical-ish question
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anyone have experience donating plasma? do you think its worth it?

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I have an offer to make: do you want to run an instance on the fediverse for a group that's underrepresented here?

I'll pay the bills. Period.

I'll do admin if needed (software updates and the like). But you decide what kind of community you want it to be, so you put together the mod team.

DM me.

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kink, overthinking, D/s dynamics, lewd
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I feel like I overthink lewd art way too much. any time I see a drone collective that puts its drones in latex I’m always like “what practical purpose does this serve? does latex make drones more obedient? I feel like it would just be sweaty”

or when someone is like “I’m going to make you my sissy foot slave” I just think “wait so how are the duties of a foot slave different from a regular slave? does this person have slaves for all of their body parts or just body parts that they consider erogenous? they do have more than one slave, right? because if this is their first slave, then ‘sissy foot slave’ seems massively over-specialized. shouldn’t they just be a general-purpose slave instead? like start general and then specialize more as you capture more slaves, right? because presumably a sissy foot slave is only good for sissy-related foot activities and wouldn’t be able to cook for you or entertain guests with how far they can ejaculate on command”

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re: gaming news, EA buyout
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I guess what I’m saying is I hope EA dies quickly and doesn’t lower the bar of the whole games industry in the process. people are already happy to buy slop but the tolerable slop levels could still get a lot worse

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re: gaming news, EA buyout
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imagine if they start a trend of every AAA game becoming microtransaction slop and Gamers™ just go along with it and lose perspective on what’s normal anymore

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