If element has become half-decent software by 2030 I will personally shake John Matrix's hand
Apropos outfit planning. Here's the blue cocktail dress. I'm not completely sold yet, I have to say. But it's a nice one.
hi fedi i need a wiki software
a) not mediawiki (too overkill)
b) doesn't require JS to render a page (not wiki.JS)
c) supports public editors (preferably with OAuth2)
d) multilingual wiki support
e) if it requires a database, must be postgres
for some reason YouTubeâs algorithm is utterly convinced that I am going to love Taylor Swift if I just give her a chance
@mioontje do you have any knee-socks or stockings? and maybe tight panties along with them? đ¤¤
you could take any kind of pic and I would love it though. Iâm starting to really appreciate that you donât just have a really hot body and a wardrobe of really hot clothes that fit you really well - youâre also really really good at photography too and I think thatâs a big part of why I love your pics so much
remember that if you see something in the sky and you canât identify what it is, thatâs undeniable proof of aliens. if an object moves in your home and youâre not sure why it moved, thatâs undeniable proof of ghosts. if you hear an animal noise in the woods and youâre not sure what animal made the noise, thatâs undeniable proof of cryptids
anytime you encounter anything that you canât immediately explain, the correct response is to anthropomorphize it and build a whole mythology around it. you should also fear it and possibly worship it. thatâs the rational thing to do
btw thatâs enough money to give $2.6 thousand to every homeless person in the United States, so Iâm glad they spent it on making AAA slop instead. very cool
GTA 6 is estimated to have cost over $2 billion USD to produce. imagine what they could have achieved if they had spent that money making a good game instead
Regexes were invented by Sir Reginald Expression when he tried to describe two words at the same time
I'm wondering if a potential answer to "why would people want a CW for something as seemingly simple and harmless as eye-contact" would be better explained with cats?
so... dogs... they like attention and tend to like eye-contact, right? it's this sign of attention and often, affection but for cats? eye contact feels hostile and really uncomfortable
the single greatest compliment a cat can give you is "I feel comfortable in your presence", and one of the ways they show this to you is something you might have heard of: the "slow-blink"
a slow-blink is a cat's way of physically showing you "I feel comfortable in your presence while robbed of one of my primary defensive senses (sight)", and is used both between cats and between cats and humans
p.s. I generally don't feel uncomfortable with direct eye contact, but I figure having it suddenly appear on a screen that's close to you is a similar feeling to when a spider pic doesn't get a CW and I suddenly have a (digital) spider less than a millimeter away from one of my fingers... sudden spike in heart-rate, adrenaline, cortisol, and a mood you might have trouble changing for a little while
@JamesBont @alternativeto Unfortunately Linux is not going to be a viable path forward for a great many people.
But Microsoft sure is making the "I want/need to stay on Windows" paths forward as frustrating as possible, aren't they. :/
anyone have experience donating plasma? do you think its worth it?
I have an offer to make: do you want to run an instance on the fediverse for a group that's underrepresented here?
I'll pay the bills. Period.
I'll do admin if needed (software updates and the like). But you decide what kind of community you want it to be, so you put together the mod team.
DM me.
I feel like I overthink lewd art way too much. any time I see a drone collective that puts its drones in latex Iâm always like âwhat practical purpose does this serve? does latex make drones more obedient? I feel like it would just be sweatyâ
or when someone is like âIâm going to make you my sissy foot slaveâ I just think âwait so how are the duties of a foot slave different from a regular slave? does this person have slaves for all of their body parts or just body parts that they consider erogenous? they do have more than one slave, right? because if this is their first slave, then âsissy foot slaveâ seems massively over-specialized. shouldnât they just be a general-purpose slave instead? like start general and then specialize more as you capture more slaves, right? because presumably a sissy foot slave is only good for sissy-related foot activities and wouldnât be able to cook for you or entertain guests with how far they can ejaculate on commandâ
I guess what Iâm saying is I hope EA dies quickly and doesnât lower the bar of the whole games industry in the process. people are already happy to buy slop but the tolerable slop levels could still get a lot worse
imagine if they start a trend of every AAA game becoming microtransaction slop and Gamers⢠just go along with it and lose perspective on whatâs normal anymore