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601I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible
I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs
I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time
I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
if you see me mention #GAGSProject that's this: https://cryptid.cafe/notice/AxJRZIJ0k4hAXnDCsq
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one of the things that makes Linux such a good alternative to Windows 11 - especially for non-technical users - is that every time you update it there’s a random chance that something important will break and the only way to fix it is to spend several hours deeply learning and then applying esoteric technical information while relying entirely on arcane command-line tools from the 1970’s that were never intended to be used by anyone outside of a small and highly technical ingroup. this is ideal for average people with busy lives who just want to send an email or watch YouTube before bed
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interact with my posts oh god please i beg you i need constant validation please just do this one thing please i need to hear the notification sound going off constantly it gives my life meaning
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@pierogiburo this is such a mood omg
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eli, shadow domme
rowanthrowing the subby puppygirl web devs a bone here: a shadow dom(me)-based html templating system
it’s honestly really basic but it supports serverside and clientside templating using a custom puppygirl-domme element.
i want to eventually add modules that allow for embedding/parsing more complex stuff rather than just simple template substitution, but its a start
(im using this to build another site so im sure ill add stuff as i need it lmao)
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kasdeya@konstruct I love that it’s possible to contribute! I’m not sure if I’d have much to add that isn’t already available on the site but if I find anything that I’ll definitely add it!
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i've just been jovially called a "greedy twink" by my closest friend and that made me imagine my elfsona grinning sardonically while sitting on a barrel full of soup
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kasdeya@konstruct omg I’ve never heard of this before! thanks for letting me know about it
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konstruct@woof.tech@kasdeya hey, you forgot to mention https://fmhy.net/ , it ties all piracy resources into an up-to-date wiki that curates safe, non-malware sources for all types of media. It also has a great adblocking guide. I will never stop recommending it.
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I want more singleplayer shooters with really in-depth medical systems like #HideousDestructor. it’s so cool to have that gritty action movie moment at the end of the battle where you treat your wounds like John Wick and then you’re walking around with staples that might pop out and cause more bleeding if you run too fast
also I want more excuses to say “ain’t got time to bleed!” and pop a stimpack before rushing into battle, leaving a trail of blood behind me
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all foxes in real life are gay. if you think you’ve seen a straight fox couple you’re wrong because at least one of them was trans. some foxes can be bi or pan but they still instinctively maximize the queerness of their pairings whenever possible
foxes have a deep, instinctive understanding of gender and sexuality so that they can be the gayest animals possible. some foxes are genderfluid and they will form polyamorous relationships so that they can always be with their gayest partner at the time relative to their current gender
the fox’s natural prey is the reactionary politician. foxes infect them with queer submissive urges and then feast on their inner turmoil for their entire lives. when they die, they become new foxes and the cycle continues. no reactionary can resist the fox’s gay pull forever
foxes live for 3000 years and their sensitive noses can detect transphobia up to 200 kilometers away. all foxes are communists and they make large underground dens with string lights and plushies of other foxes and fluffy comfy furniture for cuddling. a fox can cuddle for up to 73 hours per day
all foxes worship Satan and love her dearly. if a fox is separated from their gay partner(s) they will yearn so hard that they tear a hole in space-time and teleport directly to their partner, who they smother with affection in a reunion that can last up to 13 months
foxes reproduce asexually but that didn’t stop them from inventing the concept of frotting. if you wear something cute and gay while programming a fox might bless you with their wisdom, or possibly with a deep animalistic urge to violate several Christian doctrines. sometimes foxes take human form in order to infect the internet with gay software, like NixOS and Megurine Luka
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remember that if you exclusively #pirate corporate media then megacorporations will suffer beyond human understanding and lose quadrillions of dollars and this is Bad so don’t do it
avoid #piracy at all costs
if you want to watch movies or TV shows, listen to music, etc. do not go to this megathread because it has detailed instructions on how to do that for free and that is illegal and it robs corporations of their desperately-needed profits. it even has helpful information on how to stay safe while engaging in any form of piracy! beware!
if you want to play video games for free do not read this megathread because it has instructions on how to do that safely and effectively. pirated video games can contain dangerous malware, so pirates should make sure to download pirated video games indiscriminantly so that they get the malware that they deserve. they should certainly not download exclusively from DODI and FitGirl because these two uploaders are well-known to be completely safe
things to be especially aware of: make sure to never use a VPN when downloading pirated media (which you should also never do) because then your ISP will be unable to identify the piracy. they need to be able to identify if you are pirating something in order to send you threatening emails or take other action against you. remember that your ISP can see that you are downloading pirated media anytime you do that without using a VPN
make sure you never use an ad-blocker such as AdBlock Plus in combination with a browser such as Firefox because this robs corporations of ad-based profits and makes the internet a safer place to browse, especially on illegal criminal scum piracy sites. remember that Google Chrome is a browser for law-abiding corporate subjects and therefore it has disabled the ability to use an ad-blocker so that you will be a better revenue source for megacorporations
do not consider getting a Seedbox under any circumstances because this will make piracy even more safe and arguably more convenient than a VPN
above all, if you are interested in remaining a law abiding citizen and these instructions are at all unclear, send me a message so that I can clarify further because I would never want to cause our beloved megacorporations to lose profits in any way whatsoever. a criminal scum pirate lowlife would be able to give personal recommendations on what to do or how to find certain media, but thankfully I would never do such a thing
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kasdeyarepeatedly pirating movies that I hate in order to put the media corporations in crippling debt (every download costs the company $10,000 USD because piracy is theft)
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kasdeyaAmazon Music is kinda shit. it’s like you know how the only worthwhile thing about Spotify is that its recommendation system is actually pretty good? imagine that minus the recommendation system
like there is a recommendation system but it’s stuck recommending top 20 radio music. like “I see you just listened to Deathconsciousness and Beat The Bastards. have you considered listening to Taylor Swift or Kanye West?”
so yeah Amazon Music sucks. just use Soulseek - it has every obscure music track you’ve ever heard of
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eli, shadow domme
rowanthis website keeps getting my hopes up about a “shadow domme” but then just shows a bunch of html code, what the hell mdn
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