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software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
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I am going to find the CEO of Discord and fill their mailbox with human teeth

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@Shivaekul omg I was in this exact situation with my own project - although thankfully I didn’t need a database. infrastructure and hardware are honestly just the worst T_T I’d love to hear about your project though if you feel like sharing! but no pressure

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@Shivaekul that is such a fucking mood omg. is this for work or something else?

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@rowan that’s amazing! did they fix the progression problems where after a certain point you just hit a brick wall?

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@rowan ooh what did they add?

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I think web browsers should be designed in a way that’s actively hostile to megacorporations

certain browser features should be blacklisted based on how much money the company is worth. over $10 million? no notifications. over $100 million? no modifying the browser’s history. over $1 billion? no modifying the DOM, ever. over $10 billion? no cross-domain requests of any kind. over $100 billion? no javascript

(I’m not very serious about this but I definitely think that all of the fancy stuff that javascript can do is completely squandered on megacorps who just use it to write slow shitty webpages that waste RAM and constantly break)

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I would actually really love to watch the new Ghost in the Shell movie. the one that was controversial because Motoko Kusanagi was played by a white women or something. because it just looks really fucking stylish and that’s all I want/need

but then I read the plot summary and it reads like it was created entirely out of tropes that I find triggering. this is true of the vast majority of scifi movies btw

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examples:

  • the first half of As Above So Below
  • the surface-level vibes of the first 2/3rds of We Are The Night, but you have to ignore all of the subtext and foreshadowing and pretend a lot of scenes don’t exist, especially that part (this is one of my favorite movies of all time btw)
  • the first 2/3rds of The Dyatlov Pass Incident
  • The Thing, except I can’t keep track of who any of the characters are (I couldn’t even tell you how many characters are on the research base) and I mostly just like the vibes of an isolated research base in the snow
  • the first 2/3rds of Phoenix Forgotten
  • The Martian as long as I deliberately don’t think too much about Mark Watney’s health or comfort
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my favorite horror movie is the first 2/3rds of most horror movies - when they’re being atmospheric and spooky and not taking things too far

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some of my favorite movies of all time boil down to “if you ignore half of the plot and cut out most of the scenes and ignore the subtext…” I’m basically just 100% there for the surface-level vibes

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the bar for being a movie that I like is literally on the floor:

  • don’t cause lingering psychological harm when I watch it
  • have at least one (1) thing that I think is cool or stylish or clever in some way

and yet…

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a lot of games with emergent systems take the approach of “you’ll try to do one thing, but then wacky hijinks might ensue if you’re not extra careful and you might end up dead!”. games like this include:

  • Noita
  • Magicka
  • Skin Deep, to some extent

and this is totally valid and fine, but I don’t like it because I don’t like giving up control to the game to that extent. it kinda feels like the game is asking me to laugh at myself when I make {a mistake, which the game was designed to facilitate} but I’m not comfortable with that

I’ve been really really enjoying Creeper World IXE because it has emergent systems that still make me feel empowered as the player, and not like minor mistakes will be harshly punished for comedic effect. it feels like every map is a series of improvisational engineering puzzles - especially after {certain mechanics taken from falling sand games} are introduced

I’ve found myself carefully designing rooms so that they can be completely filled with water or sand, creating rooms whose entire purpose is to mix chemicals, and breaching rooms by very precisely forming a funnel for acid

it’s a lot of fun, and not a type of fun that I’ve experienced before. I think this game is actually what young kas wanted out of falling sand games back when she played them 15-ish years ago

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@dragonfi yess omg I remember seeing a variation on this image! I love how it explains

  • the mandibles
  • why the cockpit is on the side

I don’t think the YT-1930 would be able to do this? since the cockpit is in the middle of the mandibles and the visibility would be very very impaired by having cargo in the front. although I guess you could navigate based on sensors instead. but it does have mandibles so then the question becomes, what are the mandibles for?

maybe it really is meant to be able to haul cargo containers too, and the cockpit is in the center as a tradeoff so that you can see both sides instead of just one

then again, if you think too much about any aspect of a Star Wars ship, the logic starts to fall apart. like, there is no explanation for S-foils that makes sense IMO - especially the ARC-170’s S-foil configuration

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überspezifisch.

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I'm definitely not getting fun ideas about soft robotics after watching this >///<

https://youtu.be/QJdBp5dGrww

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@mioontje also I tried to reply to this post a few days ago but it didn’t go through. cryptid.cafe runs on a tiny VPS and it chokes on posts sometimes lol

but I wanted to say that I was obsessed with this pic for a while. I couldn’t get it out of my head. it’s definitely one of the hottest things I’ve seen on Fedi. like the outfit, the pose, your body - everything is so good 💙

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@mioontje oohh - thank you! 💙

and also, I really like seeing a little peek of panties from under a skirt - especially when there’s a lot of inner thigh visible 🥵 so that’s my suggestion for what kind of photo(s) to take, but no pressure at all!

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I fucking love YT series freighters. I want to drift in space for 4 months in a YT-1930 with my entire polycule as we all just relax and talk and play video games and cuddle

(the YT-1930 can hold 4 months’ worth of food, water, and other supplies)

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