I think web browsers should be designed in a way that’s actively hostile to megacorporations

certain browser features should be blacklisted based on how much money the company is worth. over $10 million? no notifications. over $100 million? no modifying the browser’s history. over $1 billion? no modifying the DOM, ever. over $10 billion? no cross-domain requests of any kind. over $100 billion? no javascript

(I’m not very serious about this but I definitely think that all of the fancy stuff that javascript can do is completely squandered on megacorps who just use it to write slow shitty webpages that waste RAM and constantly break)