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software tinkerer and aspiring rationalist. transhumanist and alterhuman

I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible

I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post

I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time

I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
LucyWrambles@blackshuck.net
LucyWrambles
evilhat@dice.camp
Evil Hat Productions
LaurenLeFey@kinkycats.org
Lauren LeFey (kinkykitty mode)
mary@icosahedron.website
Mary​icosahedron
tarajdactyl@anarres.family
Tara 🕷️blobbat
forgetful_bri@wetdry.world
Forgetful Bri ms_robot_grin
urusan@fosstodon.org
Urusan
Shivaekul@infosec.exchange
Luke (Shiv)
tempest@social.treehouse.systems
tempest
kiri@video.expiredpopsicle.com
kiri
ExpiredPopsicle@vt.social
Kiri 💾🐍 //nullptr::live
isthereanydeal@mastodon.social
IsThereAnyDeal
thepancakewitch@computerfairi.es
Mabel Syrup 🥞🪄💖💗
rowan
eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune
sqrtminusone@bsd.cafe
Pavel Korytov emacs☮️
KurisuDamo@mastodon.social
Damo
eclairwolf@tech.lgbt
number one pombon fan trans_furr_white
ruwuby@woem.space
Ruby
jsmall@infosec.exchange
Joshua Small
ShadowJonathan@tech.lgbt
Winter Jo neocat_comfy v_enby ❄️
ilobmirt@tech.lgbt
Ilobmirt
zerothaddress@tech.lgbt
Zero v_trans
abstract@void.rehab
abstract
Archon@otherling.social
𝕁𝕠
evening@alico.nexus
Eve neocat_flag_genderfluid
LightTheUnicorn@lighttheunicorn.horse
Light The Unicorn!
endali@tech.lgbt
Kris v_bi v_gqueer
Unampho@tech.lgbt
Scijones
mark_pc@hachyderm.io
Mark 🖥️
aronia@tech.lgbt
casscading smile sheet
catgirl_so@tech.lgbt
[17921] /bin/cat(girl) bot
eloraam@mastodon.gamedev.place
Eloraam
Unclekaz@mstdn.games
Uncle Kaz
kitsunecafe@tech.lgbt
roawrwn the computer foxwife
waspsalad@yiff.life
waspsalad🔞
CadeTheCat@tiggi.es
Cade the Cat
GameDeveloperDotCom@mastodon.gamedev.place
GameDeveloper.com
OctaviaConAmore@cutie.city
Octavia Con Amore pink_moon_and_stars Succubard's Library
fargate@tech.lgbt
Fargate verifiedagender
LiraK@tech.lgbt
Lira progresspride_i_flag antifa
nick@introvert.social
nick
Qyriad@provably.online
&mut selves Qyriad
typhlosion@denden.world
ocarina of typh
neovim@hachyderm.io
Neovim
xethos@mastodon.xethos.net
xethos
devwitch@solarpunk.moe
50413
1@mastodon.vierkantor.com
anne_triangle Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' neobot_floof
jo@shrimp.jo.wtf
Jo
TommyTorty10@infosec.exchange
TommyTorty10
cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be
Sinnamon (despicable arc 😈)
risc@nerdculture.de
RISC
schrockwell@mastodon.social
Rockwell Schrock
emberquill@tech.lgbt
emberquill v_gf
that@is.acute.cat
anne_triangle acute cat :3
FullyAutomatedRPG@mstdn.games
Fully Automated! Solarpunk RPG
h3mmy@tech.lgbt
h3mmy v_enby
eclairwolf
coyotl time heart_transgender
DuthOlec@mastodon.triggerphra.se
Duth "Chloe" Olec
netcat
[17921] /usr/bin/nc(girl)
Kaution@mastodon.gamedev.place
Kaution
Soblow@eldritch.cafe
Soblow Xaselgio dragn_heart
riaru@my.v0id.nl
Ori Riaru
kix3n_alt@yiff.life
$ Ember22🔥🔞
dfxluna@transfem.social
Emilia
Wudie@pounced-on.me
Wudsie
ruakueqche@kolektiva.social
Ruakueqche
AltAfterDark@masto.thefword.club
ALT After Dark
benrob0329@dice.camp
Benrob0329
esheep@sh.monstergirls.live
sheepu
milobyte@sunny.garden
milobyte
bagelcollie@woof.tech
Bagel 🥐
freeplay@wetdry.world
Freeeeeeeeeeeeee ablobfoxbongohyper fluffytail
municipaladhesives@kolektiva.social
Municipal Adhesives
KinocKayfar@dragonchat.org
Kinoc-Kayfar ΘΔ⌛
eclairwolf@transfem.social
vortioxetine wolf
smolcasm@rrr.sh
Smolcasm
sybil
19589 "sybil"
tammy@social.treehouse.systems
Rin
ddrake@mathstodon.xyz
Dan Drake 🦆
mioontje@girlcock.club
Mioontje
jadespace@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
jade
Undead_Zeratul@ocw.social
Undead Zeratul
bnuuylily@void.lgbt
Lily bunhdheart
smolcasm@void.lgbt
Smolcasm
de2b@mastodon.social
Debby
kit@m.tripulse.link
mg. kit
ifixcoinops@retro.social
Dan Fixes Coin-Ops
lara
lara
notthatdelta@furry.engineer
Delta Sierra
vex
mercury
shijikori@tech.lgbt
Shijikori
mahryekuh@hachyderm.io
Marijke Luttekes
dragonarchitect@rubber.social
King Naga Calyo Lucere-Delphi
lunya@mk.absturztau.be
Lunya
El_Draculo@secret.draculo.net
Draculo's Secret Castle
erin@tired.umbreon.online
erin 💫
5225225@furry.engineer
5225225
foxysen@social.mootech.eu
Panda Plenty (Pandamonium)
Owlor@meow.social
Owlor collar
A11yAwareness@disabled.social
Accessibility Awareness
genielanolin@aus.social
Lanolin the Genie
0x7700e6@mastodon.catgirl.cloud
∴7700e6 `Violet` neobot_cat_ears
GoodNewsGreyShoes@mastodon.art
GoodNewsGreyShoes🔞
Trey@lgbtqia.space
Trey
Mabelz_privat@mk.absturztau.be
Mabelz_privat@mk.absturztau.be
ASpookyVessel@yiff.life
Deep Blue Squeaker
gracie@mk.absturztau.be
Grace Vulpes Alopex
eli
eli
grimmauld@chaos.social
Grimmauld
drakonic@wetdry.world
DRAKONIC
yama@girlcock.club
Maya >:3
pea@pony.social
.•°¤*★*° pea °*★*¤°•.
orchidea@lamp.leemoon.network
💮
h3mmy@lgbtqia.space
BewilderedKat nonbinary_flag
harmonycorrupted@kinkycats.org
Harmony
honeybrew_coffee@computerfairi.es
Rosemary
konstruct@woof.tech
konstruct-960T-BF64.gguf
0x2ba22e11@unstable.systems
Richard Barrell
lain@the-wired.club
catgirl lain (or lunya)
celestia@tech.lgbt
Celes 🌙
desea@snug.moe
The Screecher
RadicalGraffiti@todon.eu
Radical Graffiti
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