my toxic trait is occasionally eating bits of raw potato while cooking any dish that includes potatoes
@rowan I think that one might literally be toxic. Which I assume now is the joke you were going for?
@eclairwolf potatoes: green, bananas: green, coffee beans: green
oof ow tummy hurt
my girlfriend and metamour are roasting me for this. unlike my potatoes.
@rowan we're roasting you so hard your potatoes are actually getting cooked 
@salad_bar_breath well if my internal temperature reaches about 200F…
despite my best efforts, most of the potatoes made it into the japanese curry
@rowan okay, now I'm mad because I want to try your Japanese curry
@rowan I think it's only toxic if you eat the bits that have gone green from exposure to light.
@salad_bar_breath getting blocked for eating raw potatoes in her kitchen while cooking
getting unblocked after she eats the japanese curry you turned the rest of the potatoes into
@rowan well, currently I'm blocking you cause you're a couple hundred miles away with said Japanese Curry.
Transphobe...
@salad_bar_breath chaser, transphobe, and i can cook – i’ve got it all 
love how fox fedi found this post and interacted with it more than any other post ive made today. potato posters up your game