my toxic trait is occasionally eating bits of raw potato while cooking any dish that includes potatoes

@rowan I think that one might literally be toxic. Which I assume now is the joke you were going for?

@rowan mmm love the green ones,,,,

@rowan \s right

@janusfox mmm,, potato

(also yes that was the joke i was going for :3)

@eclairwolf potatoes: green, bananas: green, coffee beans: green

oof ow tummy hurt

@kirakira

my girlfriend and metamour are roasting me for this. unlike my potatoes.

@rowan we're roasting you so hard your potatoes are actually getting cooked

@salad_bar_breath well if my internal temperature reaches about 200F…

me while cooking

@rowan

@salad_bar_breath do it, she’ll never change smh

despite my best efforts, most of the potatoes made it into the japanese curry

@rowan our condolences

@rowan okay, now I'm mad because I want to try your Japanese curry

@rowan I think it's only toxic if you eat the bits that have gone green from exposure to light.

@salad_bar_breath getting blocked for eating raw potatoes in her kitchen while cooking

getting unblocked after she eats the japanese curry you turned the rest of the potatoes into

@tempest thank those ones,,, there’s always next time

@rowan well, currently I'm blocking you cause you're a couple hundred miles away with said Japanese Curry.

Transphobe...

@rowan honestly that's pretty smart. I heard you can make a battery with a raw potato. You're a potato battery powered fox and I think that's neat.

@rowan aw the rowan

@kirakira it !!!

love how fox fedi found this post and interacted with it more than any other post ive made today. potato posters up your game

@rowan me a fearsome vegan huntress