I am Once Again posting about how digital sex should count as a form of sex & how including it in the category of types of sex = more opportunities to teach folks good DIGITAL sex ed. Bc the net is severely lacking in resources on how to keep urself safe during non-physical text, video, or audio sex. We got the basic netiquette & "block boundary breakers" but not...much else.... nobody's teaching anyone that all the IRL rules that can apply to digital situations do apply to erp. I DO think digital aftercare is necessary. I think taking it seriously & respecting it as a form of sex isn't silly & should never be considered silly. Furthermore, there are asexualities that favor exclusively digital sexual activity & zero irl contact, & we shouldn't be making anyone with them feel like their preferences & sexuality is lesser than.

all foxes in real life are gay. if you think you’ve seen a straight fox couple you’re wrong because at least one of them was trans. some foxes can be bi or pan but they still instinctively maximize the queerness of their pairings whenever possible

foxes have a deep, instinctive understanding of gender and sexuality so that they can be the gayest animals possible. some foxes are genderfluid and they will form polyamorous relationships so that they can always be with their gayest partner at the time relative to their current gender

the fox’s natural prey is the reactionary politician. foxes infect them with queer submissive urges and then feast on their inner turmoil for their entire lives. when they die, they become new foxes and the cycle continues. no reactionary can resist the fox’s gay pull forever

foxes live for 3000 years and their sensitive noses can detect transphobia up to 200 kilometers away. all foxes are communists and they make large underground dens with string lights and plushies of other foxes and fluffy comfy furniture for cuddling. a fox can cuddle for up to 73 hours per day

all foxes worship Satan and love her dearly. if a fox is separated from their gay partner(s) they will yearn so hard that they tear a hole in space-time and teleport directly to their partner, who they smother with affection in a reunion that can last up to 13 months

foxes reproduce asexually but that didn’t stop them from inventing the concept of frotting. if you wear something cute and gay while programming a fox might bless you with their wisdom, or possibly with a deep animalistic urge to violate several Christian doctrines. sometimes foxes take human form in order to infect the internet with gay software, like NixOS and Megurine Luka

to whoever invented chronic pain, i cast Penis Explosion

keeping a gold star chart for each member of my polycule and rewarding things like making it a full day of having their orgasm denied or acquiring/beating criminal charges