gf just called something i wrote “junji ito code” and i’ve never felt so flattered

its my life’s goal to write the most cursed things in every possible language – natural or programming

c# is the okayest language of all time. i don’t mean that it’s completely average in every way – more like it has the most ridiculous fucking design decisions that would occasionally make javascript blush

Everybody is all "public transit this" and "public transit that" until they want a hot femme to lock them up in her trunk

i realized last night that i never actually finished infodumping about obscure messaging / comm formats. acp127 based formats are pretty fun. i kinda wanna do a writeup on that

toxic yuri (rowan writing computer software)

Look, just because I'm a femme does not mean that I won't pick you up and whisk you away to my trunk and lock you in there.

i want more obscure genres like swedish femboy industrial speed ska

When you ask most people why they hate geese, it's always some story like, "Oh yeah, when I was a kid, I thought it would be funny to go pick up a stick and go hit the geese at the park, but then the rushed at me together and attacked me instead. I was scared and cried and now I'm traumatized for the rest of my life."

One of my favorite takes ever on "male vs. female socialization" ever, that I still use in my analysis to this day, was one that was purported by Jesse Early (the YouTuber). It goes something like:

It's not simply that people assigned male are socialized as male and people assigned female are socialized female. Rather, all persons are both taught the rules and expectations for males as well as females. Then, the go out in the world and police themselves and others accordingly.

Put simply, we are all given both male and female socialization.

i wish every language had pattern matching and adts

sometimes i want to stream again but then i remember i get socially anxious from the idea of sending a good morning message to someone i’ve known for a decade

rowan activates Creature Mode

- 96% cognitive activity

+ 7056% warmth seeking behavior

+ 3x bite activation chance

yinglet that causes severe chromatic abberation when recorded by a camera

girls love me

nautiluses are adorable

realizing that i made a katamari damacy clone featuring a cephalopod protaganist and didnt call it “kalamari damacy”