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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

sega does what my compudon’t

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

i sure love when computer Doesn’t

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@eclairwolf hope da brain sandpaper is gone or at least less abrasive now neofox_hug_dog

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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yeah like you can blow my back out or whatever but imagine touching gently my thigh, making sure to never venture too far until my pleading is all but ready to pour from my lips. the kiss which leaves me wanting and comes just before being too late; the one which pulls a gasp from my yearning body as you end it just before i’m satisfied. imagine the need welling up in every quivering limb as i wrap them around you, only to ask for more no matter what you do to me.

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

restraint and taking your time is so hot i think

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@praxis woag

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it's snowing, think fast chucklenuts
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Artist(s): 3o c
Characters: d.va (overwatch), kiriko (overwatch)
Media: overwatch, overwatch 2

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7825684
Source: https://twitter.com/raeonxx_/status/1758217951499657558
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Making some figlets

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@salad_bar_breath Luna’s overeager coworker is anxiously reminding her of the looming presentation she has coming up and even follows her to snow hill. despite her single mindedness about work, she’s there to fully support Luna and participate in any hijinks and shenanigans that Luna and Em get up to. she’s inexplicably and inappropriately always dressed in her business attire, complete with clipboard and pen as she nervously jots down things while frantically trying to wrangle Luna during her snow hill adventures

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@salad_bar_breath oh no no no this is the wrong hallmark movie trope

luna is the eldest princess of the royal family of an impossibly tiny fictional european monarchy. we can do all the opening exposition in a conversation where her quirky best friend handmaid injects her with estrogen. her parents demand she marry the prince of a nearby rival monarchy to end 200 years of animosity. he’s returning from living in the US for the last three years and will be in attendance at the grand ball tonight

there’s just one problem: luna just isn’t into men

her quirky handmaid gives her a knowing look (they are best friends because they’re also exes).

but everything changes when the prince shows up at the ball, and it turns out she’s a princess now!

the neighboring princess’ parents are transphobic and don’t want to accept her transition. luna’s parents are accepting of trans people but they have concerns about their daughter marrying a woman and how it affects the lines of succession.

also it’s christmas for no reason.

they get super pissed at each other about 75% through the movie, because of some extremely ridiculous misunderstanding. (like, luna deadnames the other princess but she was actually talking to her own brother who happens to have the princess’ deadname.)

they finally kiss on christmas morning and both sets of parents are magically won over by the power of love.

also it’s a trilogy and the titles are
- the holiday princess
- the holiday princesses
- the three holiday princesses (they have a baby at the end of movie two) (the word “three” is ideally inserted with a carat and looks scribbled with crayon)

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It's a hallmark movie so Luna's parents and the entire town of Snow Hill is very respectful of her identity, despite being mostly conservative white people and having known Luna her whole life. Em (the ex) as well.

Though Em is dark and mysterious because she had a "traumatic back story", which was that she got misgendered by a store clerk one time that wasn't even looking at her, and then immediately corrected theirself when looking up.

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It starts out at the endocrinologist office:

Endo: Luna, I'm sorry, I know you are enjoying your medium sized city life here as a marketing executive. But the only way I can get you more estrogen after that whole incident with the koala that stole yours is if you go into the only place that has them in stock: Snow Hill, Maryland

Luna: Oh no! That's my hometown! Surely returning there for the holidays will be bad

Endo: Also, your ex will be there. She's also my patient, which indicate to the audience that she's also trans and that shenanigans will ensue. I think I just violated HIPAA. Oh no!

Luna: *look of dread* She is so mean and bitter after our big break up 4 years ago!

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

if I ran a game jam in the next couple months, how likely is it you/the reader would join? if any info would help, please reply !

11% definitely
22% probably
55% maybe
11% probably not
0% definitely not
0% pending info (please reply with what you'd want!)
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

“a half-sized yuengling is called a yuenglet” @kasdeya

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@doggo non euclidean fries, 4d hyperfries

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@salad_bar_breath still angy neofox_angry want type o negative bookshop time!!!

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Artist(s): huiqiu9
Characters: irene (arknights), specter (arknights), specter the unchained (arknights)
Media: arknights

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8547715
Source: https://twitter.com/HUIQIU9/status/1859256895334420974
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