" @kirakira@furry.engineer @eclairwolf hope da brain sandpaper is gone or at least less abrasive now 
yeah like you can blow my back out or whatever but imagine touching gently my thigh, making sure to never venture too far until my pleading is all but ready to pour from my lips. the kiss which leaves me wanting and comes just before being too late; the one which pulls a gasp from my yearning body as you end it just before i’m satisfied. imagine the need welling up in every quivering limb as i wrap them around you, only to ask for more no matter what you do to me.
@salad_bar_breath Luna’s overeager coworker is anxiously reminding her of the looming presentation she has coming up and even follows her to snow hill. despite her single mindedness about work, she’s there to fully support Luna and participate in any hijinks and shenanigans that Luna and Em get up to. she’s inexplicably and inappropriately always dressed in her business attire, complete with clipboard and pen as she nervously jots down things while frantically trying to wrangle Luna during her snow hill adventures
@salad_bar_breath oh no no no this is the wrong hallmark movie trope
luna is the eldest princess of the royal family of an impossibly tiny fictional european monarchy. we can do all the opening exposition in a conversation where her quirky best friend handmaid injects her with estrogen. her parents demand she marry the prince of a nearby rival monarchy to end 200 years of animosity. he’s returning from living in the US for the last three years and will be in attendance at the grand ball tonight
there’s just one problem: luna just isn’t into men
her quirky handmaid gives her a knowing look (they are best friends because they’re also exes).
but everything changes when the prince shows up at the ball, and it turns out she’s a princess now!
the neighboring princess’ parents are transphobic and don’t want to accept her transition. luna’s parents are accepting of trans people but they have concerns about their daughter marrying a woman and how it affects the lines of succession.
also it’s christmas for no reason.
they get super pissed at each other about 75% through the movie, because of some extremely ridiculous misunderstanding. (like, luna deadnames the other princess but she was actually talking to her own brother who happens to have the princess’ deadname.)
they finally kiss on christmas morning and both sets of parents are magically won over by the power of love.
also it’s a trilogy and the titles are
- the holiday princess
- the holiday princesses
- the three holiday princesses (they have a baby at the end of movie two) (the word “three” is ideally inserted with a carat and looks scribbled with crayon)
It's a hallmark movie so Luna's parents and the entire town of Snow Hill is very respectful of her identity, despite being mostly conservative white people and having known Luna her whole life. Em (the ex) as well.
Though Em is dark and mysterious because she had a "traumatic back story", which was that she got misgendered by a store clerk one time that wasn't even looking at her, and then immediately corrected theirself when looking up.
It starts out at the endocrinologist office:
Endo: Luna, I'm sorry, I know you are enjoying your medium sized city life here as a marketing executive. But the only way I can get you more estrogen after that whole incident with the koala that stole yours is if you go into the only place that has them in stock: Snow Hill, Maryland
Luna: Oh no! That's my hometown! Surely returning there for the holidays will be bad
Endo: Also, your ex will be there. She's also my patient, which indicate to the audience that she's also trans and that shenanigans will ensue. I think I just violated HIPAA. Oh no!
Luna: *look of dread* She is so mean and bitter after our big break up 4 years ago!
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@salad_bar_breath still angy
want type o negative bookshop time!!!