" @kirakira@furry.engineer havent posted much but i promise im still alive, life has been Weird. promise to post more soon 
@salad_bar_breath of course she came clean, there’s a bidet now
@kasdeya this is where i like shorthand accessors and lenses
const lens = path => target => // access target[path]
const over = (lens, transformation, target) => { /* calls transformation with the current value of target[lens] */ }
const inc = x => x + 1
over(lens('foo.bar.baz'), inc, data)
(“functional lens” should be a searchable phrase if you’re interested, but effectively it’s a functional getter/setter)
@salad_bar_breath fedi will never truly understand how beautifully unhinged this really is
make me the wuffy overlord i can be trusted with absolute unchecked authority
vote wuffy shodan for evil overlord today!!!
if youre involved in my life in any meaningful way (which is normally some type of frequent, pleasant interaction), i probably care about you very deeply and want more of you. i love knowing you, i love spending time with you, i love talking with you, and anything else we do. so friends, found family, and partners: take All of my time, i love you a lot

to be clear: by loved ones, i dont just mean romantic partners. friends, found family, anyone who is important to you. love them deeply and let them know in anyway you can. be in their life – they assuredly want you there, probably more than you realize.