Summary: if you use a cane and are somewhere where it freezes get an “ice pick/spike” before it ices over

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@salad_bar_breath Ive gotten some form of this one from every point on the gender tesseract I think

*Runs scared into the room*

*Sees a package. Opens it. You accidently order leur slip syringes when you have only leur lock needles.*

*Runs scared out of the room*

@rowan 🥺

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@salad_bar_breath shows fangs and claws I very care you :3

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Your good partner: Hi, I love you, you are beautiful inside and out. I am sorry the world has been so unkind to you, but I am going to do my best to be patient and kind to you, and use open communication. I am proud to be with you and want to show you off to everyone! I care about you. Have you drank water and ate today?

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@salad_bar_breath runs scared into the room

chaser from earlier: oh hey weird that we bumped into each other again, I don’t usually come here. can I get a hug and a kiss before you go?

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@salad_bar_breath runs scared into the room

“cis” girl: omg I sooo don’t want my boobs I wish we could trade parts!

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@salad_bar_breath runs scared into the room

your pre transition ex: you know I didn’t break up with you over, you know, that right? I support you 100%! would you want to get a drink sometime?

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for the good of everyone, someone do their civic responsibility and fuck me or knock me out or both

@h33h33wuffi3 gently grabs the goopy wuffy paw

a good wuffy

i was about to post “please tie me up until i calm down” but i have a feeling that would very much not help

@h33h33wuffi3 im always unbearably horny when it would be inconvenient or a terrible idea to do something about it tbh so completely felt that

extremely normal rowan feelings

i feel like im going to burn up if i dont find someone to fuck some sense into me