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Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9091063
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all foxes in real life are gay. if you think you’ve seen a straight fox couple you’re wrong because at least one of them was trans. some foxes can be bi or pan but they still instinctively maximize the queerness of their pairings whenever possible
foxes have a deep, instinctive understanding of gender and sexuality so that they can be the gayest animals possible. some foxes are genderfluid and they will form polyamorous relationships so that they can always be with their gayest partner at the time relative to their current gender
the fox’s natural prey is the reactionary politician. foxes infect them with queer submissive urges and then feast on their inner turmoil for their entire lives. when they die, they become new foxes and the cycle continues. no reactionary can resist the fox’s gay pull forever
foxes live for 3000 years and their sensitive noses can detect transphobia up to 200 kilometers away. all foxes are communists and they make large underground dens with string lights and plushies of other foxes and fluffy comfy furniture for cuddling. a fox can cuddle for up to 73 hours per day
all foxes worship Satan and love her dearly. if a fox is separated from their gay partner(s) they will yearn so hard that they tear a hole in space-time and teleport directly to their partner, who they smother with affection in a reunion that can last up to 13 months
foxes reproduce asexually but that didn’t stop them from inventing the concept of frotting. if you wear something cute and gay while programming a fox might bless you with their wisdom, or possibly with a deep animalistic urge to violate several Christian doctrines. sometimes foxes take human form in order to infect the internet with gay software, like NixOS and Megurine Luka
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imp3tuz@mastodon.gamedev.placeI love the fedi, but I'm sorry- y'all got it just as bad as bluesky when it comes to dealing with ACTUAL people...and specifically BLACK PEOPLE.
I said this when I first came here, and ima say it again. You're not gonna have any good laughs, actionable change, and community building without making your space welcoming to black and marginalised folk.
Ima eco this~ get your heads out your asses and actually build a fun and safe fedi plzzzzzz.
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@eclairwolf mood, a nightly occurrence tbh
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rowanwhatever at least being bedridden gave me the time to finally gold stake nebula deck
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to whoever invented chronic pain, i cast Penis Explosion
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keeping a gold star chart for each member of my polycule and rewarding things like making it a full day of having their orgasm denied or acquiring/beating criminal charges
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rowani wonder if i could make enough money if i devoted to writing helpful stuff and asking for ko-fi donations + freelance game devving again
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rowanaside from blueprint and brainstorm, the burglar joker is one of the most powerful jokers in balatro. it’s an econ joker, scoring joker, and a direct counter to two difficult boss blinds (water and needle). its effect is even copyable by blueprint/brainstorm. in the essay, i will
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