Look, just because I'm a femme does not mean that I won't pick you up and whisk you away to my trunk and lock you in there.

@salad_bar_breath (right into the trunk with it)

@salad_bar_breath pampered fotks

@salad_bar_breath

i want more obscure genres like swedish femboy industrial speed ska

@kasdeya it probably should be encouraged in all documentation to use the long flags more often and leave the short flags to those who are accustomed to it:

pacman --sync --refresh --sysupgrade

When you ask most people why they hate geese, it's always some story like, "Oh yeah, when I was a kid, I thought it would be funny to go pick up a stick and go hit the geese at the park, but then the rushed at me together and attacked me instead. I was scared and cried and now I'm traumatized for the rest of my life."

@salad_bar_breath awawa no you

@salad_bar_breath i think the “police […] others” is definitely the a-ha moment of this – we don’t just police ourselves and others of the same assigned gender: policing the opposite gender (when subscribing to binary gender) is just as common. in order to effectively police the opposite gender, what is expected must be understood.

One of my favorite takes ever on "male vs. female socialization" ever, that I still use in my analysis to this day, was one that was purported by Jesse Early (the YouTuber). It goes something like:

It's not simply that people assigned male are socialized as male and people assigned female are socialized female. Rather, all persons are both taught the rules and expectations for males as well as females. Then, the go out in the world and police themselves and others accordingly.

Put simply, we are all given both male and female socialization.

i wish every language had pattern matching and adts

sometimes i want to stream again but then i remember i get socially anxious from the idea of sending a good morning message to someone i’ve known for a decade

@salad_bar_breath

@salad_bar_breath creature mode is a powerful ability that should be reserved for only the most important situations (begging for food/cuddles, trying to get attention, or literally any other reason)

rowan activates Creature Mode

- 96% cognitive activity

+ 7056% warmth seeking behavior

+ 3x bite activation chance

yinglet that causes severe chromatic abberation when recorded by a camera

girls love me

nautiluses are adorable

realizing that i made a katamari damacy clone featuring a cephalopod protaganist and didnt call it “kalamari damacy”