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"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe

@foolishowl @kasdeya from kas’ perspective, i think it would be the opposite: starts dark but gets better over time nkoShrug

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

i hate how all bathroom hygiene items come in a similar looking tube. despite the name, vanilla orchid does not taste sweet, though i do like the way colgate leaves my face feeling minty fresh

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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@krishean god this movie is fucking gross

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wa… like.. can you.. can you embed Rollercoaster Tycoon, as a library?

i have the worst idea for a captcha right about now. “Finish scenario with at least 600 park rating to confirm you’re not a human”

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@krishean the first bit showing the interview of the two modern families frames the rest of it. “smart people dont have enough kids, stupid people have too many”

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@krishean mike judge is fine i guess but that movie is so misanthropic and holds such contempt for other people that its hard to believe it didnt come from a place of pure hate

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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i’ve had to very politely explain why i do not support eugenics and why the movie is just not funny more times than i care to mention. i hate that movie

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@Gurnitath @rowan that's not true. the odds of vivi curling croissantwise and napping on your keyboard is 100/0

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@rowan @vivi never tell me the odds its always 50/50 it either happens or it doesn't

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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the only reason to ask me to watch idiocracy is if you want to know the experience of having soul cleaved from flesh

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@vivi 🫵 aminal

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vozer 🔐 (archived, moved to vozer.cafe)

what the fuck are any of these words

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@kirakira 一羽の紙

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@40796c19 framework’s stock tanks in a day

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

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@vivi always play to win

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  • y’all’all (multiple plural systems)
  • y’all’all’all (multiple drone hives containing multiple plural systems)
  • y’all’all’all’all (multiple collectives containing multiple drone hives containing multiple plural systems)
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