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of the @kitsunecafe@tech.lgbt notoriety

"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe
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@erininstereo Just arrived at Luna Nova Academy

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@nex acab includes the eating a stroopwafel in bed cops

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hot programming take
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im just saying if i made a programming language named python i'd at least use the word "constrictor" instead of "constructor" in my docs & specs

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Artist(s): uikays
Characters: misumi uika, togawa sakiko
Media: bang dream!, bang dream! it's mygo!!!!!

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9615393
Source: https://twitter.com/uikaYS/status/1937537128243835084
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capitalism
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@CenTdemeern1 counterargument: CEO is not a real job vivi_thumbs_down

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

making a “do it for them” meme but it’s just different notifications from @vivi interacting with my posts

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To avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

i wonder if i can get my leatherworking tools now; last time i ordered them, they took so long to arrive that i moved and they went to my apartment after i was gone

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

neofox_googly_shocked ⬅ realizing it will have to think at some point

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

neofox_googly_shocked ⬅ realizing it will have to think about localization for this game at some point

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

“That gives me pause” - negative connotation, boring, weak, implies hesitation

“That gives me paws” - positive connotation, wish fulfillment, baps you

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

“taking joy in using a slur on what is socially acceptable to think of as less than human” seems to be a timeless hobby for some people

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

public lewdness, petplay, kink
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don’t forget, they have needs! if during the walk they seem to be breathing heavily, especially after your reminder, you may need to help them cool off. give them a gentle, but firm command to stay and then strip. remind them that they’re doing such a good job when they obey.

if they still seem to be panting and flushed, you may need to help them in other ways. make sure they know to stay still for you by giving the command again, then proceed to feel any parts of their body that draw your attention. be thorough and give them lots of praise for letting you do this; they’re doing so well for you, even with so many people around

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

petplay, kink
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when taking your pet out for a walk, remember that they may have a short attention span! sometimes, as you’re both affectionately strolling together hand-in-paw, you’ll have to remind them if they behave, you won’t have to publicly tug on the leash that’s covertly fed through the sleeve of the hoodie they’re wearing. in fact, you may even praise them in front of everyone!

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@kasdeya there would be ominous music playing over the scene but pulseaudio is having issues

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

re: physical health negative, unserious
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@kasdeya monsters for the monster’s sustenance, queer souls for the monster’s pleasure

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re: physical health negative, unserious
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@rowan void creature that feeds entirely off of cans of glowing toxic sludge and the souls of internet queers because human food gives it a tummy ache

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