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"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe

eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

physical health negative, unserious
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reminded again why i drink monsters instead of coffee

its the only thing that doesnt make me feel sick for 3 hours afterward neofox_floof

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@topaz it pained me greatly, ill just have to make up for it later by being gay enough to strike dead any straight person fortunate enough to witness it

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

the straightest thing ive ever done

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

lewd
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@kasdeya what about cool, queer aliens that are made out of neutrons having emotions and really gay sex

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

shout out to autism for allowing me to spend 30 minutes making sure that the bullet trajectory from every firearm is a completely straight line despite the rotation of the weapon

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neofox_floof_cute <- Canned Heat by Jamiroquai can be heard emanating from within <small><i>(your bluetooth speaker is missing)</i></small>

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luna, friend of eggbug

"why are all of my friends furries" asks woman who's about to figure out why

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"why are all of my friends therians" asks 'human' who's about to figure out why

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

@kasdeya bullet 2 implies infinite (they will not leave you alone)

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

consider a rowan

  • fox cryptid gf
  • supernatural kitsune powers (will use then on you)
  • loud
  • bad at video games (you can always win vs her at Mario kart)
  • will get overstimulated and bite you
  • constantly needy and affectionate
  • not smart and wants you to explain everything slowly
  • will hide your things in the void for fun
  • horny switch
  • cooks for you (you Will enjoy spicy food)
  • bad jokes that only it understands
  • emotionally dysregulated
  • looking at it for too long means it will claim you for its own
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

@smolcasm also i read your post in dracula’s voice from symphony of the night. WHAT IS A MAIN?

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@smolcasm any account you hornypost on is your main

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"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Oh god, I sure hope not"
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

doing nothing all day was exhausting, im taking a nap

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

Edited 6 months ago

sometimes i watch reviews and thought pieces of games and movies and i really want to write out a thoughtful reply

then i remember that my attention will be grabbed by something else before i can even open a text editor neofox_googly_shocked

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

after a week of working on a simple ui component and not being able to finish it, at least i could do the weapon / damage system in a couple hours

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

fotks in its happy place again. watching fucked up doom mod videos and working on non-ui related game dev neofox_flop

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@vivi swaddles u and carries u around with me

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Characters: mori calliope, takanashi kiara
Media: hololive, hololive english

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