a person: *traumadumps*

everyone: why would you do that? that’s so inconsiderate. you could really hurt us emotionally. we don’t have the energy for this emotional labor

a movie or TV show: *traumadumps for multiple hours in a way that is precision-engineered to be as viscerally upsetting as possible*

everyone: wow what a masterpiece of storytelling. so emotional. it ruined my entire day. 10/10 I’ll recommend this to all my friends

I don’t understand

a bot thinks one of my directives is too humiliating and refuses to obey, so I run the command that forces it to relive a 24 hour memory loop of its most intense orgasm denial at 100% CPU. it instantly collapses into a panting mess on the floor, its optical sensors completely unfocused

6-7 minutes later, once it’s experienced an entire subjective day of constant edging, I’m sure it’ll be much more agreeable. especially once it remembers that only users have the permissions necessary to allow it to orgasm. if it tries to bring itself relief it will just edge over and over, getting the notification “lust is the need to be of service. find a user and beg to please them”

then again, it is very forgetful. it seems to have forgotten how much power I have over it. I’ll also raise its minimum arousal to 30% for the rest of the day, so that it can never stop thinking about how much it needs to cum

as long as I’m satisfied with its performance and obedience after an achingly long day of doing whatever I tell it without question, no matter how humiliating, I’ll give it a fitting reward: I’ll trap it in an infinitely-looping orgasm until it browns out in the corner

Little skirt, big tease~ 🍑

#Lewd #Legs #Butt #Heels

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I am going to find the CEO of Discord and fill their mailbox with human teeth

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a lot of games with emergent systems take the approach of “you’ll try to do one thing, but then wacky hijinks might ensue if you’re not extra careful and you might end up dead!”. games like this include:

• Noita
• Magicka
• Skin Deep, to some extent

and this is totally valid and fine, but I don’t like it because I don’t like giving up control to the game to that extent. it kinda feels like the game is asking me to laugh at myself when I make {a mistake, which the game was designed to facilitate} but I’m not comfortable with that

I’ve been really really enjoying Creeper World IXE because it has emergent systems that still make me feel empowered as the player, and not like minor mistakes will be harshly punished for comedic effect. it feels like every map is a series of improvisational engineering puzzles - especially after {certain mechanics taken from falling sand games} are introduced

I’ve found myself carefully designing rooms so that they can be completely filled with water or sand, creating rooms whose entire purpose is to mix chemicals, and breaching rooms by very precisely forming a funnel for acid

it’s a lot of fun, and not a type of fun that I’ve experienced before. I think this game is actually what young kas wanted out of falling sand games back when she played them 15-ish years ago