@shijikori hm this actually sounds pretty complex. I might need to learn more about Unity before I tackle this (I’m planning to learn Unity Eventually™ anyway)

but in any case thanks for letting me know about all of this! this definitely helps a lot to know

@shijikori hm that’s a good suggestion! you edit VRChat avatars in Unity right? and I’m guessing there’s a way that I can export an avatar from VRChat in order to import it in the Unity editor

I don’t know anything about Unity or editing models but I might give it a try

aa sorry all! I completely forgot about this poll somehow, but was reminded of it because of my lewd polls, so I’m continuing this series too 💙

so it looks like “demon of lust” narrowly won by just two votes, after fallen angel. amazing choice~ but what kind of personality should this lust-demon have?

the way this poll works is that the 3 highest-voted personality traits will be chosen. if a trait is tied for 3rd then we’ll have a tie-breaker poll later on

as always, please vote to make your ideal partner, whatever that would look like

also, I might have a poll after these where y’all can vote on what kind of abilities this partner has as a concubus. that sounds fun 💙 hmm and maybe interests/talents too?

as a public service I will be providing my boobs as reference material for gooners to touch and look at so that they can understand breast size and physical properties

size: smaller than a beach ball
physical properties: not jello

but genuinely I’ve found a few nice avatars that were kinda ruined for me by the jello physics aspect lol. I wish that could be turned off

why do 70% of all VRChat avatars have massive gooner tits with jello physics?

actually don’t answer that

I’m not so clever as the others, but I’m great with my hands, if you know what I mean. Give me a few moments with any tool, no matter the size […]

I’m sure you’ve been eagerly awaiting an excuse to slip away and have a private moment with such a fine piece of equipment, too. Don’t be afraid to have a little fun - just remember that we do want to start the improvement process in a timely fashion.

when the goblins talk about a special bond between a skysteel tool and it’s wielder, i don’t think they meant a sexual bond, but denys is the expert here so what do i know

anyway there was something hiring a team of goblins, because if my tool isn’t big enough, the way to enhance my equipment further involves goblin goo

manliness: how attractive they would be if they were a man

womanliness: how attractive they would be if they were a woman

comeliness: how attractive they would be if they were covered in cum

Anyone knows where to get a decent retractable prop knife? One that doesn't look like a toy, and maybe even with a reservoir for fake blood?

Job Opening: Unsettling Presence (field agent)

Responsibilities:
- board the last trains of the day, projecting an aura of discomfort
- follow citizens on their daily business for suspicious amounts of time, then turn off and disappear, never to be seen again
- mumble meaningless yet alarming phrases under your breath
- spend ridiculous amounts of time in places of liminality like public transport stops, parking lots or hovering around queues, then leave without giving an obvious explanation for your behavior
- ask for directions to places you are dressed in entirely the wrong outfits for, like the United Nations or the OPEC while in areas people who have business with those entities would rarely enter
- mime phone conversations with grand implications

Requirements:
- nowhere better to be
- nothing better to do
- suspicious scars from injuries are a plus
- ability to blend into crowds at first glance while being weirdly out of place if you think about it
- dresscode: slightly off-kilter

You will be paid according to the Collective Agreement for Cryptids (classed as Minor Physical Anomaly)

If you think you are fit for the job, simply start performing your duties. Payment will make its way to you.

update: I created my own DSL for expressing Trickster spells in a more familiar Lisp-like syntax with some syntactic sugar for abstracting the complexity, and it looks like this:

($mine-tree; $self $block-type $coords) =
  (run-same-args;
    (switch;
      (!=; block-type (get-block-type; $coords)) '()
      '(void;
         (break-block; $coords)
         (sleep)
         ($self; $self (+; $coords (vec; 0 1 0)) block-type))))

($mine-tree;
  $mine-tree
  (get-block-type; (get-look-pos; (get-player))))
  (get-look-pos; (get-player))