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Chaser: Hey, you top right? Cause I want to be topped by you! You're still a woman if you top!

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"Progressive" cis guy: So I says to him, "If a guy wants to put on a dress and a wig, then dammit he should have the freedom to do that!"

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Cis woman: I was at a drag show and I thought about you! Do you want to go see a drag show sometime?

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Endocrinologist: I'm really considering dropping the progesterone prescription because of the cardiovascular risks. Also, do you want me to prescribe you some T cream so you can get hard?

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Chaser guy from first room: hey, me again...

Your endo just told me he tried to prescribe you T cream. Did you say yes? Cause I just *really* want to be topped by you!

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Another trans girl: Hey girlie, I'm dragging out to the club. No, I doubt your ex is going to be there. I know I said that's where she goes, but I think tonight will be different.

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"Progressive" cis guy again: I understand how tough it is, I used to get bullied for having acne.

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Rayne: Hey, tell your grandma I said what's up 😉

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Sorry I had to do it lolol

Y'all didn't see that coming 🤣

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Local Democratic Politician: Vote for me and I'll always have your back!

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"Progressive" cis woman: one time back in 1998, I tied my hair in a ponytail and someone called me "sir", so I know what it's like to walk a mile in your shoes.

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Chaser guy again: Hey, I took a bunch of pictures of you when we were on the date and posted them on Facebook. Not only did I not ask, but they all have really terrible lighting and unflattering angles.

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@salad_bar_breath

Lol, this thread is awesome. It is only missing some cis lesbians

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@auriblackcat its a scary world, so there's a lot of things I might not be able to include.

You're welcome to contribute!

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Random Mom: I disagree with JK Rowling, but if I don't buy a bunch of Harry Potter merch my four year old will just bully me until I do.

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Middle class white trans woman: Things are the worst they've ever been for trans people, and I'm going to have to flee the country cause it's hopeless!

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@salad_bar_breath

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Newly out cis lesbian: Dating trans women is really the best of both worlds

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Your trans girl friend from earlier: *sits beside you* Yeah, it's just really weird your ex was actually at this club. I'm sorry. I had no idea! *pulls out her phone and you can visibly see she is texting your ex and she told her where you're gonna be*

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@salad_bar_breath (because these haunt my life)

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Middle age liberal cis woman: You looks so nice. You know boys can be feminine too, right?

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@Steve lolol

okay, that inspired something!

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Mom: *points to a large picture of you as a teenager, before you transitioned, on the wall* This is my favorite picture of you. You were just so handsome there, and... *sniffle* sorry I... *tear falls down side of her eye*

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@Reborn_Cat_Mom this segment of the haunted house happened pretty much verbatim with my step mom like a month after I came out to them.

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your pre transition ex: you know I didn’t break up with you over, you know, that right? I support you 100%! would you want to get a drink sometime?

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@rowan plot twist, the chaser guy from earlier is your pre transition ex

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Grungler: So I broke down and cried in front of her and said I really wanted to be a girl. She offered to some of her estrogen and a ride to the clinic, and I was just so pissed! Like how dare you assume! You would think we've evolved passed egg spotting and force feminizing fantasies. Ugh.

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“cis” girl: omg I sooo don’t want my boobs I wish we could trade parts!

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@rowan

Cis woman: omg they hurt my back so much, you can have these things!!!

@salad_bar_breath @Reborn_Cat_Mom My wife still has old pictures of me up.

@FinalGirl noooo 😭😭😭

@Reborn_Cat_Mom

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Trans guy: "Protect the Dolls" includes the Ken dolls too.

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Your girlfriend: I know our relationship has been in major decline, and I've been ignoring you or check out when you attempt to discuss my problematic behaviors. However, I was talking with people on the Discord and realized that this is cause because I'm a biline dissociative axolotl robot analog semidemigirlthing with anxious avoidant attachment style. This is an important self discovery, even if I still yet can't explain why or take accountability for my poor behavior towards you.

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chaser from earlier: oh hey weird that we bumped into each other again, I don’t usually come here. can I get a hug and a kiss before you go?

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Your good partner: Hi, I love you, you are beautiful inside and out. I am sorry the world has been so unkind to you, but I am going to do my best to be patient and kind to you, and use open communication. I am proud to be with you and want to show you off to everyone! I care about you. Have you drank water and ate today?

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Possibly the scariest exhibit in the whole house

@salad_bar_breath shows fangs and claws I very care you :3

@rowan 🥺

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*Sees a package. Opens it. You accidently order leur slip syringes when you have only leur lock needles.*

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@salad_bar_breath *has trauma flashbacks to educating pharmacy techs about the difference in the syringe types*

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"Radical leftist" trans girl: We organized a trans girl picnic! Just get in the Instagram chat to get details.

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Your straight trans girl friend that's a bit drunk: Oh my god, so like, I was thinking about your transition timeline you posted, and like...ok I'm sorry but you were like really hot as a guy! *giggle* I would have totally fucked you. Shame.

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@salad_bar_breath (on that note more spooky than haunted)

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A bottle of E sits on a desk next to a syringe

a young trans girl stands in a corner lowly chanting “You’re going to core the bottle. You’re going to core the bottle. …You’re going to…”

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@salad_bar_breath Ive gotten some form of this one from every point on the gender tesseract I think

@Steve okay, so I've only heard of coring recently. Lol

Is that actually a plausible threat if you inspect your syringes and make sure there isn't some rubber floaty in that mfer before you poke it?

@rowan ewwww

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Google Memories: Hey, remember this selfie from 10 years ago!

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@letsbekind2 you just inspired an exhibit!

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Terminally online trans girl: Hey, I'm just in your replies to tell you that this post does not specifically apply to me! Thanks.

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Guy who bullied you in middle school: That lisp I used to make fun of you for sounds hot on you now, tryna come over later? My wife won't be home.

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@salad_bar_breath OMG but for real this is legitimately terrifying.

@FinalGirl it is so scary 😭😭😭

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Trans girl: We were friends. Then I started simping your ex and we were in each other's mentions for a while. Now I don't like you very much. I'm certain those things aren't related.

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Really beautiful girl who matched with you on dating app: Omg you're beautiful and I'm in love already. We have so many things in common. Sucks you're not in Brooklyn tho. But look me up if you ever come my way, because I'm sure as shit not coming to you ever.

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I need everybody to understand how mad I am at NYC sapphic girlies. You're all a bunch of love-bombing beautiful disasters that are too weak to transfer trains lol.

@salad_bar_breath this thread is a masterpiece Rayne

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cis guy neighbor tracks you down to yet again infodump about his problems. yet he literally doesn't even know you.

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@Drippy_Spudd omg yes! Isn't it fun how misogyny causes guys to think that women are receptacles for their emotional and sexual bullshit regardless of capacity and consent, and then it gets extra spicy when transmisogyny?

@salad_bar_breath I run into this so much, like… Maybe don’t organize on a platform that’s just fucking Facebook.