Me: Everybody! Feel your Feelings! You all just have to feel those feelings and not run away!

Half my followers: *unfollows me*

@salad_bar_breath fedi right now

@salad_bar_breath what do I do if my feelings feel like Elmer's Glue?

@ilobmirt I hope you have construction paper!

@salad_bar_breath oh hell yeah, takes me back to grade school arts and crafts ✂️