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of the @kitsunecafe@tech.lgbt notoriety

"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe
hot programming take
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im just saying if i made a programming language named python i'd at least use the word "constrictor" instead of "constructor" in my docs & specs

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Artist(s): uikays
Characters: misumi uika, togawa sakiko
Media: bang dream!, bang dream! it's mygo!!!!!

Danbooru link: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9615393
Source: https://twitter.com/uikaYS/status/1937537128243835084
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

making a “do it for them” meme but it’s just different notifications from @vivi interacting with my posts

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To avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

i wonder if i can get my leatherworking tools now; last time i ordered them, they took so long to arrive that i moved and they went to my apartment after i was gone

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

neofox_googly_shocked ⬅ realizing it will have to think about localization for this game at some point

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

“That gives me pause” - negative connotation, boring, weak, implies hesitation

“That gives me paws” - positive connotation, wish fulfillment, baps you

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

“taking joy in using a slur on what is socially acceptable to think of as less than human” seems to be a timeless hobby for some people

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

petplay, kink
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when taking your pet out for a walk, remember that they may have a short attention span! sometimes, as you’re both affectionately strolling together hand-in-paw, you’ll have to remind them if they behave, you won’t have to publicly tug on the leash that’s covertly fed through the sleeve of the hoodie they’re wearing. in fact, you may even praise them in front of everyone!

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

physical health negative, unserious
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reminded again why i drink monsters instead of coffee

its the only thing that doesnt make me feel sick for 3 hours afterward neofox_floof

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

shout out to autism for allowing me to spend 30 minutes making sure that the bullet trajectory from every firearm is a completely straight line despite the rotation of the weapon

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neofox_floof_cute <- Canned Heat by Jamiroquai can be heard emanating from within <small><i>(your bluetooth speaker is missing)</i></small>

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luna, friend of eggbug

"why are all of my friends furries" asks woman who's about to figure out why

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

consider a rowan

  • fox cryptid gf
  • supernatural kitsune powers (will use then on you)
  • loud
  • bad at video games (you can always win vs her at Mario kart)
  • will get overstimulated and bite you
  • constantly needy and affectionate
  • not smart and wants you to explain everything slowly
  • will hide your things in the void for fun
  • horny switch
  • cooks for you (you Will enjoy spicy food)
  • bad jokes that only it understands
  • emotionally dysregulated
  • looking at it for too long means it will claim you for its own
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"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"Oh god, I sure hope not"
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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

doing nothing all day was exhausting, im taking a nap

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