this tumblr post is permanently burnt into its memory. if (thing) { dont(); } is literally the funniest thing ever

*jumps in between you/the reader and your/the reader’s screen* kon kon kon kon kon kon kon kon kon

dont forget!

fox is puppy too :3 with More Bite! which is More Good !

i should Probably do work today

(did you think i meant my job, no i mean on my video game)

i have got to get sluttier

starting a petition to change the definition of ‘for the birds’ to mean something to be cherished (and probably shiny)

i have decided that i will not work tomorrow because no

Me and some of you.

ethereal gf:
* constructed jewelry from a material you've never seen before to give you
* showed you the void once (most horrifying thing you've ever seen) (she hopes you'll come around to it)
* unclear if she experiences linear time
* has been a sleep paralysis demon (it's a very misunderstood job)
* light form too bright to look at

the advice i was given: “you should make art for yourself!”

how i interpreted it: “make art so fucked up that only you could possibly enjoy it”

if you’re taking care of a creature, make sure to adhere to proper feeding times and its specific nutritional needs!

let’s look at a Rown’s diet as a helpful guide

• poptarts & monster
• monster
• half a box of french fries

i hope this has been useful information in caring for your very own Thing

i was trying to find something in my posts from my tech lgbt account and ive come to the conclusion that i black out while posting because i dont remember at least half of them

everytime i see a yinglet on fedi, i want to make a version of “get them bigass ears out of the caption”

being a stoner furry is kinda cool because you're like shaggy AND scooby at the same time

:)

Most doctors agree on a simple plan for life:
- drink water
- get some rest
- exercise once every thousand years
- cover your corporeal form in moss & wildflowers
- shamble slowly through the old forest and become a dark legend of the wildlands

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