this unit's timeline appears to be frustrated by daylight saving time. it has a suggestion to solve this problem!

we must destroy the sun.

<- utterly and horribly unsafe :3

@alexia it doesn’t wanna put them on blast because this is clearly a naive attempt at something they don’t understand the depth of. but, on the other paw, it found this because the dev was advertising it on reddit as being “secure and e2ee.” it’s definitely not something that anyone is using (eli Extremely hopes, anyway)

i’m bad enough at computers that it took 3 attempts to successfully post this and even rowan can tell this is Not Good

> “end to end encrypted chat”

> looks inside

> Math.random

what are the chances it’s not ai generated

performance enhancing drugs for esports (estradiol)

yaaaay

me while cooking

fedi just isnt ready for this one yet