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of the @kitsunecafe@tech.lgbt notoriety

"what a fascinating yet quietly terrifying being neofox_pleading" @kirakira@furry.engineer
"turbo queer" @kasdeya@cryptid.cafe

i miss the days when consoles would name shit like Emotion Engine or Reality Display Processor or Blast Processing. they should bring that back

i mean i know that consoles are just a zen apu soc glued to a heatsink but at least call that the Quantum Synthesis Engine or smth

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

im absolutely going to treat myself to this soon

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@tempest it feels like an expensive, irresponsible outing every time i go, but then i realize it took me 2 hours to spend $20 and feel 1000000% better, then i dont mind so much

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@salad_bar_breath valuable, loved partner to worthless sex object speedrun world record

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

cartoonish violence
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im being very normal about this experience

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@rachel neofox_melt_sob rebuilding my pc because it was lost in a fire

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

Edited 2 months ago

hmm today i will shop for computer parts neofox_floof <- clueless

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@rowan mfers will be real chill with sex workers until their partner did/does it 😮‍💨

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

the feminine urge to spend all day at round 1 playing wangan midnight maximum tune

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@kirakira hangs on for dear life as one rown is swished around

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

supporting sex workers means not being gross, judgy, or weird when you learn someone is/was a sex worker

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re: datacenters and water
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@vivi ive wondered about this too. the only way it makes sense to me is in the same sense that almonds “consume” water – not that they permanently destroy water, but that they divert water away from other things in places where water is scarce. i have no idea if this is an issue with data centers but it’s the only way it makes sense to me with the way its presented

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casscading smile sheet

the fundamental theorem of software engineering eep: we can solve any problem by introducing an extra level of abstraction blanket

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

i should be paid ten thousand dollars everytime im forced to deal with a cop

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@salad_bar_breath okay but despite bean being literally flawless, she deserves this

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eli (ˈe̝ːli), vampire kitsune

eyes widen as i watch your tail idly flick back and forth, then pounces on it and bites it

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sorry boymode isn't here anymore, she transitioned and her name is butchmode now

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@salad_bar_breath also when they’re referring to trans people whose pronouns they dont want to use

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@vivi kill the productivity cop (and your boss)

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