" @kirakira@furry.engineer Me, with my arms crossed and a smug smile on my face on a TPUSA meme: Hey liberals, if getting pierced in the neck is so bad, then why did I like when my girlfriend just bit me there?
@salad_bar_breath rayne: sees another certified rowan fedi meltdown she’s so cute.,,,
(but also no you
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@salad_bar_breath literally everything i post (and then delete)
this is what youd see if you saw me scrolling fedi
I love how mfers want to try to use technical solutions on social problems and they don't even have technical solutions to technical problems lolol
alright so uhh my house burnt down. everyone survived except my cat. i’ll have a place to stay for a while but wau i am very shaken up
non-queer fantasies are probably like: I want [a girl] to [spank me] [and then we fuck]
meanwhile I’m over here fantasizing about an unfathomable eldritch entity ripping me out of space-time to use me in its pocket dimension and violate me in ways I will never fully understand
@kirakira @pixellight ill try to sit very still for as long as i can (17 seconds)