" @kirakira@furry.engineer 
  “im freezing, i wish there were some way i could heat my room using just my computer”
the humble electron app:
when taking your pet out for a walk, remember that they may have a short attention span! sometimes, as you’re both affectionately strolling together hand-in-paw, you’ll have to remind them if they behave, you won’t have to publicly tug on the leash that’s covertly fed through the sleeve of the hoodie they’re wearing. in fact, you may even praise them in front of everyone!
@ryker_rf5 having unprotected sex with a robotgirl and getting RCE’d,,,,
@erininstereo Just arrived at Luna Nova Academy
im just saying if i made a programming language named python i'd at least use the word "constrictor" instead of "constructor" in my docs & specs
@CenTdemeern1 counterargument: CEO is not a real job ![]()
To avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.
i wonder if i can get my leatherworking tools now; last time i ordered them, they took so long to arrive that i moved and they went to my apartment after i was gone
 ⬅ realizing it will have to think about localization for this game at some point
“That gives me pause” - negative connotation, boring, weak, implies hesitation
“That gives me paws” - positive connotation, wish fulfillment, baps you
“taking joy in using a slur on what is socially acceptable to think of as less than human” seems to be a timeless hobby for some people