i have got to get sluttier

starting a petition to change the definition of ‘for the birds’ to mean something to be cherished (and probably shiny)

@catgirl_so i think it’s discovered an infinite money glitch

@kasdeya “making art or being gay” they’re the same picture

@rowan fops should never work unless that work involves making art or being gay

@kirakira

@kirakira she’s so me

i have decided that i will not work tomorrow because no

Me and some of you.

ethereal gf:
* constructed jewelry from a material you've never seen before to give you
* showed you the void once (most horrifying thing you've ever seen) (she hopes you'll come around to it)
* unclear if she experiences linear time
* has been a sleep paralysis demon (it's a very misunderstood job)
* light form too bright to look at

@kirakira physical roewrn is 5’5 if rounding up

@kirakira no

the advice i was given: “you should make art for yourself!”

how i interpreted it: “make art so fucked up that only you could possibly enjoy it”

“wow i sure do feel like Garbage. im sure its completely random” - rowan, that very same night

if you’re taking care of a creature, make sure to adhere to proper feeding times and its specific nutritional needs!

let’s look at a Rown’s diet as a helpful guide

• poptarts & monster
• monster
• half a box of french fries

i hope this has been useful information in caring for your very own Thing

@rowan moss omniscience and simply know where all moss is always

@vivi adoringly clutches your mossy radar dishes (they detect moss, i think)

@rowan handles