Is "utilitarian" a style? Can there be style in the lack of style?
More studios should hire conlangers to create the incidental scripts and languages for their shows/games. Is anyone gonna care except for like five deeply obsessed people? Maybe not, but you'd be surprised what the devotion of five neurodivergent people can do for the longevity of a fandom.
I have seen "save the animals" being a big deal at GDQ but never really seen anyone explain why that's such a big deal, it's just a contextless meme a lot of the time.
For the record, it's a moral choice in Metroid that's in this really funny position where it's not different enough from the main run to make a whole different category for it and going for it slows you down, but not enough that it really matters in a live speedrun setting. It makes for a good donation incentive cus it's completely unecessery, but a good crowd-pleaser.
What's funny about the whole thing is people speculate all the time about how to design games specifically for trolling the speedrunning community, but none of them have topped a game that was never designed for speedrunning to begin with.
The fact that I love kubernetes probably says something about me thats in the DSM5 right
I'm developing a fondness for one-person scripted audio-drama podcasts. They don't require a lot of resources to put together (just an audio editing program, a half-decent mic and a willingness to learn how to voice-act on the fly), so they are an excellent way to start with dramatic storytelling. (Plus, you can usually expand the voice cast later once you've gotten some experience under your belt.)
Because of the low barrier of entry and the independent nature of it, you can find some pretty fascinatingly weird stories in the format.
It's a particularly good format for character-studies, one particular setup I've seen around a couple of time is "character investigates some sort of anomaly and it gradually becomes clear by their approach that whatever is wrong with them is as fascinating if not more than the weird thing they are investigating."
Since it is a one-character sort of deal, at least initially, the main character needs to be compelling enough to spend time with.
They don't need to be super-wacky right away, especially when it comes to reporter-type characters, they may initially start out being focused on the story they are investigating and it only gradually becomes clear that there's something distinctly off with them.
OLED panels getting more flexible till they could almost be as soft as cloth. This could be the future.
There was a dad in the store with his family yesterday and while they were shopping he was really curious about the yarn winding apparatus, so i explained how our tools work, and he started excitedly telling me that his hobby is making fly lures for fishing and iâm like welcome my dude youve been a fiber artist this whole time
I wonder if anyone has made a low-level #Lisp that is specifically designed to be semantically close to #WASM code, so that it compiles to be very very efficient (kinda like how Lua is really fast because itâs very semantically similar to C code, which is what its interpreter is written in)
like WASM already reads kinda like a Lisp to me, and I bet that would run crazy fast
(Iâve been tempted to do this several times Iâm ngl. I think I want to learn WASM one of these days. sadly most of the âlearn WASMâ tutorials are more like âlearn how to compile some shitty language like C++ to WASMâ)
something that Iâve been wondering about lately as a monolingual person:
I wonder if folks can hear accents in a non-native language. like can they tell that their accent differs from othersâ accents? can they tell that two native speakers have different accents?
a long time ago my Finnish friend would help me try to pronounce Finnish words and I was trying my best lol, to the point that I literally couldnât hear any difference between what I was saying and what he was saying. but I inferred that I definitely still had a strong accent (and it would be really weird if I didnât!)
so I wonder if that inability to detect accents continues until you get really really experienced with a language, or I wonder if a non-native speaker is ever able to detect accents
Iâm ngl this kinda makes me want to write more about how my personal bullet journaling system works. but in order to do that I would either have to retread a lot of stuff about how bullet journaling works in general, or assume that the reader already knows about that stuff. hm or I could try to give a simplified explanation and then direct folks to bullet journaling resources if they want to know more
idk but Iâm thinking about this now. I feel like Iâve learned a lot of valuable lessons from refining my own journaling system that folks could benefit from if they have the right kind of brain to also be able to keep a journal updated consistently
RE: https://cryptid.cafe/objects/689435e8-74ce-4aea-ab21-e6d5d1ab77e8
new fedi server, boost this post to help me cuddle with women
our hacked space has extended its " block chain " ,,,
tonight on âwebsites should not be able to do that!â
I was troubleshooting network issues earlier and I was so confused because a lot of websites were half-loading, so I was starting to think that I couldnât connect to a specific CDN or something
but then it turned out that I wasnât connected to the internet at all, and those pages were half-loading without any connection to the internet. what the fuck
SPAs have introduced so many new failstates that I, as a computer user, have to adapt to and figure out. like sometimes reloading a page isnât enough to get rid of corrupted state. you have to actually highlight the address bar and press enter, and I guess that gives you a ârealâ refresh that actually refreshes the page, because otherwise the SPA can hijack your refresh attempt and only pretend to be refreshing. they shouldnât be able to do that either
bring back webpages that are just webpages with a URL that have content that you load with a web request. for fucksâ sake
Early in my transition you never would have caught me wearing this color. Iâm over a decade in. Iâve grown a lot and am very confident in my masculinity and who I am as a man. Colors have no gender. Clothing has no gender. Wear what you like.
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Those are the ones we hear about.
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A new tea shop appeared on your walk to work. Its front window was a grid of shelves each shelf holding a single beautifully ornate cut glass bottle filled with a different strangely coloured liquid. Behind you could see in to the scattered tables with worn but comfortable looking chairs. A counter with a coffee machine and dozens of tea pots in the back corner.
Every day you walked past on your way to and from work. After a few weeks you noticed that your eyes were always drawn to one particular bottle. It was tall and skinny, with vertical lines ground into the glass. It held a purple liquid that seemed to sparkle and shimmer as though full of moving glitter despite the bottle not being disturbed for weeks.
You started to pop in for a morning coffee, even with your back to the bottles as you waited for the nice lady behind the counter to make your drink you felt a pull to look at it.
One weekend as you pass you decide to go in and sit down for a nice break from your shopping trip. You are mildly annoyed you canât sit next to that particular bottle, an old couple are sat there chatting away. The lady brings over your drink and a cake, you donât notice her approach. âOh sorry Iâm miles awayâ
âDonât worry dear. One of the bottles calling to you?â
âAre they for sale?â
âIâm afraid not, they are just for displayâ she says with a smile, âwe get asked that a lotâ
âThey are beautifulâ
You finish your drink and leave to go about your day. You have a dream about the bottle that night. You get the seat by the shelves, while youâre waiting for your coffee you quickly grab the bottle and take a sip, as the liquid hits your lips you jolt awake.
The next morning, a monday, you leave half an hour early and stop in to the tea shop. The lady smiles at you, âYour usual?â you nod she makes the coffee and you wait as usual, turning to look at the bottle.
âit calling to you love?â
âhuh?â you say turning around quickly,
âThe bottle? its calling to you?â
âcalling to me?â
âDonât worry it happens from time to time. People get obsessed with a bottle. Eventually they drink from it. Just be careful what you wish forâ
You take the coffee and sit down at the table next to it. You donât notice the woman looking at you every few seconds as she is making drinks for everyone else. You donât notice the coffee going cold in front of you.
After what feels like a few moments but is actually over an hour, youâre late for work but donât even realise, you reach out and take the bottle quickly pulling the stopper out and sniffing the liquid, it smells of pineapple and passion fruit despite its purple colour. You donât see the woman quickly move out from behind the counter as you lift the bottle to your lips and take a mouthful. Then another. Quickly draining it.
She seems to appear next to you. âWell lets see what happens to you thenâ She puts a hand on your shoulder as you snap back to reality realising what you just did. âCome with me, lets get you somewhere comfortable.â you stand and she guides you to the door next to the counter that says âStaff Onlyâ
By the time you reach the door your skin feels weird, almost prickly. Just inside the door is a sofa she helps you sit down, you hadnât noticed how week your limbs suddenly feel. âJust rest here dear. Lets see how your transformation goes. The last guy gained boobs and a tail, I wonder what will happen to youâ
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