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679I try to be very careful about CWing things. sometimes I make mistakes but I want to make my posts as safe to read as possible
I sometimes post NSFW/kinky/lewd things behind CWs. this should go without saying but if you're a minor please do not interact with anything lewd/NSFW that I post
I have very limited energy and am very shy so it might take me a long time to reply to messages sometimes, or I might not be able to reply at all. this is kind of an "output only" account for the most part, but I'm hopeful that I can change that over time
I sometimes use curly braces to {clearly show where a grammatical phrase begins and ends}, like that. you can think of them like parenthesis in code or math, except they operate on grammar instead
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quinn
quinn@chaos.social
don't refer to me using my honorifics, refer to me using my horrorifics
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Laurens Valk
laurensvalk@fosstodon.org
Nearly 20 years old, LEGO NXT is now running #MicroPython! 😀
LEGO MINDSTORMS EV3 (2013) is still the first priority, but we're pulling along NXT (2006) as we go. Much of it is is already working.
Thanks @schodet @danderson and many others.
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digimint (ECC-988287E1B)
digimint@derg.socialShow content
functional programming feels like interpreting eldritch texts. you stare at the problem for an hour and it seems so impossible and nonsensical, and suddenly something changes and it just makes sense. it’s like something in your mind has been twisted, and you’ll never look at JSON the same way again, but your parser works beautifully the first time.
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kasdeya
kasdeyaShow content
why do 70% of all VRChat avatars have massive gooner tits with jello physics?
actually don’t answer that
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Mx Paperwork Issues 💜 🏳️⚧️
rey@toot.cat"So, solar panels and LEDs are basically the same--"
"what??"
"They're like speakers and microphones--"
"WHAT!!"
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link (t)wink 
link@twink.men
i dedicate this to all fops critters here on fedi
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Ruby
ruwuby@woem.spaceShow content
I’m not so clever as the others, but I’m great with my hands, if you know what I mean. Give me a few moments with any tool, no matter the size […]
I’m sure you’ve been eagerly awaiting an excuse to slip away and have a private moment with such a fine piece of equipment, too. Don’t be afraid to have a little fun - just remember that we do want to start the improvement process in a timely fashion.
when the goblins talk about a special bond between a skysteel tool and it’s wielder, i don’t think they meant a sexual bond, but denys is the expert here so what do i know
anyway there was something hiring a team of goblins, because if my tool isn’t big enough, the way to enhance my equipment further involves goblin goo
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kasdeya
kasdeyaShow content
manliness: how attractive they would be if they were a man
womanliness: how attractive they would be if they were a woman
comeliness: how attractive they would be if they were covered in cum
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Mioontje
mioontje@girlcock.clubShow content
Anyone knows where to get a decent retractable prop knife? One that doesn't look like a toy, and maybe even with a reservoir for fake blood?
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MAא: The Bureau of Apophenia
apophenia@woof.techShow content
Job Opening: Unsettling Presence (field agent)
Responsibilities:
- board the last trains of the day, projecting an aura of discomfort
- follow citizens on their daily business for suspicious amounts of time, then turn off and disappear, never to be seen again
- mumble meaningless yet alarming phrases under your breath
- spend ridiculous amounts of time in places of liminality like public transport stops, parking lots or hovering around queues, then leave without giving an obvious explanation for your behavior
- ask for directions to places you are dressed in entirely the wrong outfits for, like the United Nations or the OPEC while in areas people who have business with those entities would rarely enter
- mime phone conversations with grand implications
Requirements:
- nowhere better to be
- nothing better to do
- suspicious scars from injuries are a plus
- ability to blend into crowds at first glance while being weirdly out of place if you think about it
- dresscode: slightly off-kilter
You will be paid according to the Collective Agreement for Cryptids (classed as Minor Physical Anomaly)
If you think you are fit for the job, simply start performing your duties. Payment will make its way to you.
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kasdeya
kasdeyaShow content
fairy:
- probably pink or purple
- glittery
- tiny
- little wings
- kid-friendly
- maybe mischievous at worst
faerie:
- tall, slender, inhuman features
- too delicate to exist
- radiate a dangerous, enthralling beauty
- everything they touch is addictive
- utterly alien morality
- can take things from you that you didn’t realize could be given
- harm through generosity. bondage through pleasure
- they are to us as we are to animals
- like to take and keep pets
- don’t even look at them. if you hear music, run
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Panda Plenty (Pandamonium)
foxysen@social.mootech.eu
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Sophie 🎲🏳️⚧️
Sophie@dice.campFun fact: paper forms have no validation requirements before submission.
This still isn't exactly correct but there isn't space for an essay.
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Foxytosin 🏳️🌈
Foxytosin@meow.socialThe firm I work for is looking to hire an IT professional in Austin, Texas, and I have an opportunity to help get someone’s resumé to the top of the stack!
You’d be working with me frequently, so it would be awesome to have someone from the community!
It’s hybrid, but you do -need- to be in Austin (or willing to relocate). It will involve one-on-one in-person support, so you also need to be inclined for that kind of thing.
Anywho, shoot me a DM if you’d like more info!
#GetFediHired
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